tf did you make me read?
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Submitted 1 month ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 1 month ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The wise words of President Joe Biden
modus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This was an excerpt from an actual speech he gave at the groundbreaking event for an animal hospital.
sparkles@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Joe, your clam would be positively on fire with both physical and mental discomfort and your next piss would be like the fire of a thousand suns. Your butthole would probably get used to it, though. Be a little itchy depending on the laundry soap I guess.
djdarren@piefed.social 1 month ago
Can anyone post a link to the material being referenced here, so I can decide whether to warn my church group about it?
SoyTDI@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe Cats (2019).
bunnyBoy@pawb.social 1 month ago
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
On a related note why do people wear leggings thst have weird wrinkles or lines where the leggings bite into your ass crack? It looks so wrong. I’m not the only person who has noticed this, right??
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 1 month ago
They’re called “butt scrunch” leggings, it’s just a style thing I think. I don’t mind them personally, but then again I think leggings are hot in general.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Zetta@mander.xyz 1 month ago
You’ve gotten some answers already, but truly the main reason is to attempt to make your butt look better/more attractive.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What I don’t like about them is that it makes it seem like you’ve cast your butt in pottery or something, just completely rigidly fixed into that shape. To be fair I also don’t find leggings good looking, but they exist also for a functional, exercising purpose, and they’re good at that (afaik)
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
The wrinkles come from shortening the seam to less than the width of the fabric panel.
The seam being shorter means it pulls into the crack, accentuating instead of hiding it.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pros: your leggings last longer! Yay!
Cons: everyone will think you have an Eldritch Butthole™
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How is it that you know so much about leggings?
dumbass@piefed.social 1 month ago
It’s about time that man made sense!
s@piefed.world 1 month ago
And he wasn’t even running in 2024
tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean… he was for the first half of 2024.
Bababasti@feddit.org 1 month ago
That just shows how powerful that tweet is.
gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com 1 month ago
I dont want to check if this is real becaus Im scared it might be
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Dude.
Biden’s so old, senile, and out of touch that he hardly knows what a traffic light is.
I think it’s safe to say that he knows about as much about furry art tendencies as Trump knows about consent.
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
JB…
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
true, to be fair
Igilq@szmer.info 1 month ago
Whaaat, i want to see that with my own eyes
Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 month ago
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