tf did you make me read?
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Submitted 2 months ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 2 months ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The wise words of President Joe Biden
modus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This was an excerpt from an actual speech he gave at the groundbreaking event for an animal hospital.
sparkles@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Joe, your clam would be positively on fire with both physical and mental discomfort and your next piss would be like the fire of a thousand suns. Your butthole would probably get used to it, though. Be a little itchy depending on the laundry soap I guess.
djdarren@piefed.social 2 months ago
Can anyone post a link to the material being referenced here, so I can decide whether to warn my church group about it?
SoyTDI@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe Cats (2019).
bunnyBoy@pawb.social 2 months ago
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
On a related note why do people wear leggings thst have weird wrinkles or lines where the leggings bite into your ass crack? It looks so wrong. I’m not the only person who has noticed this, right??
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 months ago
They’re called “butt scrunch” leggings, it’s just a style thing I think. I don’t mind them personally, but then again I think leggings are hot in general.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Zetta@mander.xyz 2 months ago
You’ve gotten some answers already, but truly the main reason is to attempt to make your butt look better/more attractive.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What I don’t like about them is that it makes it seem like you’ve cast your butt in pottery or something, just completely rigidly fixed into that shape. To be fair I also don’t find leggings good looking, but they exist also for a functional, exercising purpose, and they’re good at that (afaik)
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
The wrinkles come from shortening the seam to less than the width of the fabric panel.
The seam being shorter means it pulls into the crack, accentuating instead of hiding it.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pros: your leggings last longer! Yay!
Cons: everyone will think you have an Eldritch Butthole™
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How is it that you know so much about leggings?
dumbass@piefed.social 2 months ago
It’s about time that man made sense!
s@piefed.world 2 months ago
And he wasn’t even running in 2024
tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean… he was for the first half of 2024.
Bababasti@feddit.org 2 months ago
That just shows how powerful that tweet is.
gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I dont want to check if this is real becaus Im scared it might be
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Dude.
Biden’s so old, senile, and out of touch that he hardly knows what a traffic light is.
I think it’s safe to say that he knows about as much about furry art tendencies as Trump knows about consent.
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
JB…
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
true, to be fair
Igilq@szmer.info 2 months ago
Whaaat, i want to see that with my own eyes
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 months ago
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