True love

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• GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “What’s with all the bags of ice?”

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• nevemsenki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Of all the things in that picture, what bothers me still is why only London written in cyrillic?

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  • PermanentlyJetlagged@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s the way Tinder renders. ‘Lives in’ shows up in the language/alphabet of the app of the creator of the profile, while all other headers are processed in the language of the viewer of the profile.

    It actually serves as a decent trick for learning the language settings on the app of a person who’s profile you’re viewing.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You know what, same.

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• moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Partner for “life”.

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• konalt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can fix her

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  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Watch out, or she’ll fix you

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    • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The benefits of having a gf surgin

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  She didn’t ask for him to have a job

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or be over 6’. You have a point.

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Organ dealers don’t see height 🥺😍

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• afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Respond to the posting with you mentioning that you live alone and have O- negative blood type cause fuck it you only live once.

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There were urban legends back in the 80s and 90s about tourists in beach resort cities hooking up with attractive women in bars and discos, going back to their apartments or hotel rooms to keep drinking, passing out, then waking up next day… without the corneas of their eyes! Completely blind!

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  • Buck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The one I used to hear was waking up in a tub of ice without one or both kidneys

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    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A friend of mine many many years ago met a girl on a dating site and mentioned it to his mom. She announced that it was a kidney harvesting scam and would not let him go on the date unless he agreed to check in with her afterwards. During the date she texted him multiple times to watch his drink and make sure he doesn’t get his kidneys harvested. When he didn’t respond fast enough she called me and made me promise I would go and rescue him if it happened. After the date she wouldn’t accept text messages that everything was fine. He had to call her and make sure that she could hear his voice. She also called me again and asked me to drop by his apartment to make sure he was there.

      She really was a nice woman, just a bit touched.

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  goes on date Man- "lets play a game, i tell you what i like about you and you tell me what you like about me.

  Olga- “how valuable your are to me” (whispers under her breath) “economalicly”

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  • faintwhenfree@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Economalicaly, haha pure gold

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    • howsetheraven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Alright guys, you get one more try.

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  • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Eh more of a operation guy tbh

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• fluckx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sounds more like a “till death do us part” rather than a long time partner to me :/

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  • phx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “lifetime” partner :-)

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• jcdenton@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Suspicious

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• _number8_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  must reside within 5 hectares of the М̷̩̦̩͕̆̈́̇̊о̶̡͉̱̺͉̦̐̍̍͗̋р̶͇͍̈̆͋о̷̨̝̺̪̥̱̹̫̦̝̝̥͚̺͐̓͋̾͒̋̏͐̈́͌̊̎͜͝з̶̧̡̹̜̪̟̭̤͚̤͎̳̓̉͋͘ͅо̷̨̦̋в̸̙̙̑ͅо̵͓̹̲͕͈̫͇̤̾̄̐͊͑̅͗̌͌̅͘ city-centre

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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• art@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  🚩🚩🚩🚩

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• Porka_911@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Handcuffs first date, I’m out

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Must enjoy ice cold baths!

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• bappity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  lives in DHJFFGGDDHFFSHHJ

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  • Porka_911@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It says London. Odd it’s in Cyrillic script.

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    • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      She’s uni-boob! From Russian London

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• levmyskin@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Way too suspiciously specific

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• Ryan213@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey, that’s me! I have both lungs/kidneys, even heart rhythm, don’t smoke, drink, etc. Where’s…NOHAOH?

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  • pendulum_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Definitely in Bulgaria /s

    youtu.be/j29i9lL-DA8?si=A5w6qH0rsW40Ppj9

    (Yes I know, it’s London)

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• postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  high value bearer bond life insurance also a plus.

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you leave out the hardworking those standards are actually quite low

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• catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hmmmmm

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