My only response to Discord

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As any night club bouncer or liquor store clerk knows, ZIP code 12345 actually resolves to Schenectady, New York.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s amazing, that’s the same ZIP code I have on my luggage!

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      12345? What kind of moron uses that for thier zipcode!?

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I was way off!

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes, Discord , my name really is just McLovin.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Mohammad is the most common name on Discord!”

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• RustyShackleford@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Smart, six foot would have been too overboard and easily flagged.

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    • RustyShackleford@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Should have used a Texas ID, Mr. Sample.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    German Ids with their intoxicating Fraulein Musterfrau 😍

    EDIT: Lol, the german wikipedia page has a female sample card with “Emine Kartal” , which is a normal female turkish name, with the suranme Kartal meaning eagle.

    de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustermann#/media/Datei:Auf…

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bro why did you scan your real ID? Now everyone knows your real name is Common Sample.

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• Obituarykidney@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I live in Australia where this has already been rolled out. I used a sample licence they said “Sam s sample” and had a picture of Mr bean. It worked first try.

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Discord:

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• seathru@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My only response was deleting my account and moving on.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That seems like a lot of work. I’m just not going to care at all about my account.

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    • seathru@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well, I never actually used the account. So it was the only message I could send. It was surprisingly easy compared to most account deletion processes. Like 3 clicks. Not the worst use of a poo break.

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• KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  5’4" and 150lbs?

  Manlet un the Common family

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• dellish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yep, that’s pretty much what I’d expect a Bro haircut to look like /s

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