Use the garden hose like a civilized human being

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• themaninblack@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What can I wash in the Mountain Dew® Baja Blast®?

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    • DonGirses@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So far, not your balls.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  … well, what else are sinks for?!

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To pee in, silly.

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• gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isnt it a main point of the sink?

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• Iunnrais@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have suspicions this may be a golf course bathroom?

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That makes a lot of sense. Less funny tho.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Golf course / gay nightclub. But I think I’m being redundant.

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• pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They did say it with an s, as in plural, so they want you do it one ball at a time. I’m confident in this because that’s why the soap dispenser is so low.

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• AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well I ain’t dippin’ em in the urinal so I guess we’re gonna have to agree to disagree.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every regulation is written in blood, or other bodily fluids.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The garden hose? Maaaan, it’s like 16 degrees outside! I want HOT water on my balls, because my balls are hot!

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you can’t dunk them at the peak level after a flush, you don’t deserve clean balls.

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  • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In most places around the world, suck a peak level would mean you have to block the toilet first.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I promise nothing.

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