Submitted 1 day ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Well shit, if online quacks are allowed to push bogus supplements that supposedly remove vaccine immunity from people’s bodies, why not grow back foreskins and hymens?
The average American has replaced science with magic. This is going to be a third world hellscape.
The FDA doesn’t know what it’ll do. We don’t either.
So then you can’t really say it…
Will NOT help you regrow your foreskin
…now, can you? I’ll also take 20.
You can know that it doesn’t do something without knowing what it does. For example, there’s a light switch in my house in a room with a light. I know that flipping that switch does not turn the light on… But I don’t know what it does.
You do know I was riffing on the same kind of “logic” those overly self-assured anti-vax/homeopathic types tend to use, right?
I had a neighbor whose house is wired in such a way that if they don’t have a certain light in the master bedroom’s closet turned on, one of the garage doors (they had a double) won’t function at all.
This was a* Friends *episode.
It gives autism, you’re just not allowed to say that because woke.
I think it’ll actually regrow someone else’s foreskin
Just so long as the end result is Bigger, Longer, & Uncut.
Typical traditional Chinese “medicine”. May I interest you in an egg hard-boiled in the urine of a baby boy to bring you much vigor in the bedroom?
Or whatever. It does something
… major Cave Johnson vibes from this one.
Maybe you’ll get superpowers, maybe your blood will turn into gasoline. Not sure. Science!
I was a fan of the TV show Oz, so while playing portal 2 all I was hearing was the disembodied voice of unhinged neo-nazi Schillnger
So that’s what the mohels do with all the foreskin! L’chaim!
They told him to keep the tip, and, well…
King David would have killed entire armies for this product
They’re pills made OUT OF foreskins. They don’t do anything.
they also said this about the computer
Where all this foreskins came from?
likely from penises
Golf courses. It’s the skin of those who didn’t pay attention to a golfer yelling “FORE!”
Agent641@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I took them even though I’m not circumcised. Now my foreskin is an eightskin
Hupf@feddit.org 12 hours ago
I would upvote this but it currently sits at 8.
acme401@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I’ll upvote yours instead