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if portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?
Submitted 1 month ago by alina@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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s38b35M5@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Computer, please repeat previous request with male specimen.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, until then yoga lessons is a good investment.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
*are
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Meh I’ll wait
EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You already can. You don’t need friends to go and enjoy a meal at a restaurant, just pick any place you like and…
Oh.
slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 month ago
depends on the size of the portal.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
This has been asked and answered by a surprisingly large fandom, try a search for “portal panties”
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hmm. Portal gloryhole.
noxypaws@pawb.social 1 month ago
yes, but more importantly, this would also become possible:
suggestive furry paw art
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I can already lick my own feet if I so choose.
noxypaws@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
nice
devolution@lemmy.world 1 month ago
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Would Cave Johnson get mad at people abusing his invention?
Or would he immediately cancel all other tests, and start exclusively testing all the self pleasure applications for his invention?
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Yes
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
2007
Careful, it’s a relic.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It looks like it belongs in an anatomy textbook
Saapas@piefed.zip 5 weeks ago
Horrific art style
Calabast@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I wonder if reaching through a portal and, say, holding your hands would feel more like holding two strangers hands. I mean, you’re still completely aware it’s your own two hands touching, and you can feel any movement mirrored in both of them, but your brain would be expecting your two arms to be coming together, and the fact that they were spread apart…I wonder how that would affect the subjective experience.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
You could also set up some anal beads connected to the emergency alarm cord in a disabled toilet.
whaleross@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If magic fantasy tech is real can I magic fantasy?
CovfefeKills@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Janx@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
I guess we should have specified that there are definitely some stupid questions…
Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just don’t be in there when it closes.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 month ago
No because you’ll be in the wrong orientation.
realcaseyrollins 1 month ago
Yes.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
alina@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damn, you’re right :(
sausager@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait… how do you confirm that?
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Still, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
ccunning@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This makes no sense to me; please explain
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Are you a linguistics, by any chance?
Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
One possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented.
I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!