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if portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?
Submitted 2 months ago by alina@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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s38b35M5@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Computer, please repeat previous request with male specimen.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, until then yoga lessons is a good investment.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
*are
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Meh I’ll wait
EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You already can. You don’t need friends to go and enjoy a meal at a restaurant, just pick any place you like and…
Oh.
slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 months ago
depends on the size of the portal.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
This has been asked and answered by a surprisingly large fandom, try a search for “portal panties”
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hmm. Portal gloryhole.
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 months ago
yes, but more importantly, this would also become possible:
suggestive furry paw art
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I can already lick my own feet if I so choose.
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 months ago
nice
devolution@lemmy.world 2 months ago
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Would Cave Johnson get mad at people abusing his invention?
Or would he immediately cancel all other tests, and start exclusively testing all the self pleasure applications for his invention?
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yes
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
2007
Careful, it’s a relic.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It looks like it belongs in an anatomy textbook
Saapas@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Horrific art style
Calabast@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I wonder if reaching through a portal and, say, holding your hands would feel more like holding two strangers hands. I mean, you’re still completely aware it’s your own two hands touching, and you can feel any movement mirrored in both of them, but your brain would be expecting your two arms to be coming together, and the fact that they were spread apart…I wonder how that would affect the subjective experience.
CovfefeKills@lemmy.world 2 months ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You could also set up some anal beads connected to the emergency alarm cord in a disabled toilet.
whaleross@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If magic fantasy tech is real can I magic fantasy?
Janx@piefed.social 2 months ago
I guess we should have specified that there are definitely some stupid questions…
Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just don’t be in there when it closes.
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
No because you’ll be in the wrong orientation.
realcaseyrollins 2 months ago
Yes.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
alina@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn, you’re right :(
sausager@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait… how do you confirm that?
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Still, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
ccunning@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This makes no sense to me; please explain
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Are you a linguistics, by any chance?
Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
One possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented.
I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!