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if portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by alina@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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s38b35M5@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Computer, please repeat previous request with male specimen.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, until then yoga lessons is a good investment.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
*are
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Meh I’ll wait
EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You already can. You don’t need friends to go and enjoy a meal at a restaurant, just pick any place you like and…
Oh.
slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
depends on the size of the portal.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
This has been asked and answered by a surprisingly large fandom, try a search for “portal panties”
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hmm. Portal gloryhole.
noxypaws@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
yes, but more importantly, this would also become possible:
suggestive furry paw art
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I can already lick my own feet if I so choose.
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
nice
devolution@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Would Cave Johnson get mad at people abusing his invention?
Or would he immediately cancel all other tests, and start exclusively testing all the self pleasure applications for his invention?
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yes
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
2007
Careful, it’s a relic.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It looks like it belongs in an anatomy textbook
Saapas@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Horrific art style
Calabast@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I wonder if reaching through a portal and, say, holding your hands would feel more like holding two strangers hands. I mean, you’re still completely aware it’s your own two hands touching, and you can feel any movement mirrored in both of them, but your brain would be expecting your two arms to be coming together, and the fact that they were spread apart…I wonder how that would affect the subjective experience.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You could also set up some anal beads connected to the emergency alarm cord in a disabled toilet.
whaleross@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If magic fantasy tech is real can I magic fantasy?
CovfefeKills@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Janx@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I guess we should have specified that there are definitely some stupid questions…
Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just don’t be in there when it closes.
Mac@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
No because you’ll be in the wrong orientation.
realcaseyrollins 3 weeks ago
Yes.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
alina@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn, you’re right :(
sausager@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wait… how do you confirm that?
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Still, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
ccunning@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This makes no sense to me; please explain
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Are you a linguistics, by any chance?
Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
One possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented.
I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!