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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds like someone’s not using the poop knife

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  • muxika@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gotta use the three seashells.

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• bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Big (excrement) if true

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• muxika@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now I’m scared to go in the pantry.

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We call that a double flusher. Sometimes a triple flusher.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What kind of animal just walks away from their enormous shit? grab a plunger or ask a janitor or supervisor for help.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    what if it’s so majestic people must see

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They have poop supervisors?

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  • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And don’t forget to take a picture to send to all your friends

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  how is this nsfw? its just talking about shit

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  • janNatan@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude, it literally broke the plumbing at a workplace! It’s not safe for work.

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  • King_Bob_IV@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And it’s from a workplace, clearly safe for a workplace!

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    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      To be fair, the set of Space Milfs 3: Into The “Milky” Way was also a workplace

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• magickrock@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is it possible to pinch off a pop at “snack size” like this suggests? I’m asking because I have this exact same problem with my children at home. I don’t know how they do it. But surely it’s not something they can choose to do or not? Is it?

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just use the poop knife.

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    • bravesirrbn@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Opened this post just to find the poop knife reference, thanks for delivering

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you tried to feed them more fiber rich food?

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You just stop pushing and start pulling halfway through

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    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      isn’t that how you get hemorrhoids

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are you the only employee or do they know it was you or does this email interface not list all other recipients in “to” field?

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  • residentoflaniakea@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this not how it looks if you list receipients in the BCC field?

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  • Asetru@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t you guys have mailing lists?

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    • protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      we only have them, supposed to be a private we are firing you email? nah everyone gets to knwo it

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• protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  as someone who has clogged toilets many times, how do toilets overflow? that never occurs to me, I just stop flushing it, when it is near overflowing and like I never had issues

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Americans fill the bowl all the way

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  • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It depends on the design of the toilet, and how much water it dumps into the bowl at each flush. Some toilet designs have a tank with a higher capacity than the bowl, so if it gets clogged then it’ll overflow. Pro tip: know where your toilet’s shutoff valve is, it’s usually on the wall just under the tank. If it looks like the toilet is about to overflow, just turn that valve off and you can avoid the mess.

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    • protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      wait, I think I just realized a thing, on the toilets here I need to hold a button to flush, it stops flushing when it is not being pressed

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  • mapu@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a bit of a gamble. Sometimes flushing a second time can add just enough weight (and therefore pressure) to dislodge the clog and fix the problem. I assume that’s what those people are trying to do

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How do you stop it from flushing once flushed?

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    • protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I guess i just discovered something very important to this “shit talk” toilets here usually have the actuation style of hold button instead of what seems to be the normal press and forget in the USA

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    • stankmut@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Most toilets I’ve used don’t fill the bowl with enough water on a single flush to overflow. You can adjust the chain (assuming not an office toilet) if it’s flushing for too long.

      The only times I’ve overflowed a toilet I was as a kid, not realizing that trying to flush again might make the problem worse.

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