Bears love oral

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  According to the article, it’s only been observed once, two sibling cubs in captivity, and always the same giver->receiver.

  jfc, one bear sucks a cock, and all bears are suddenly cocksuckers!

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  • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    W-what are you doing step-bear?

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  • kuosa@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Brother Bear feels like different movie now

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    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      White Lotus?

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The Tumblr comment formatting style is so confusing.

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  • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    At least it follows the normal text flow and you can read from top to bottom (if you ignore the user names). Not like on xitter, where you have to jump from the middle to top to bottom…

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well it’s rather boring with a non fucking bear.

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  • Boppel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    i assume its also really dangerous if it doesn’t fuck

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• hanrahan@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well, the ladies like the bears, maybe this is why, the bears are mostly gay ?

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  • Sharkticon@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They do need super long tongues to get to that honey heyo!

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• Boppel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  how did they find volunteers for this study?

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  • deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They had the bear necessities

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  • derry@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Went to a sauna?

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• janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  given how friendly northeastern Europeans are with bears (the animals) and how much they like saunas I wouldn’t be surprised to see bears in a sauna

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  i thought bears went crazy at any other bear they encounter in the wild so this is very surprising

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  • ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They go crazy all right.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They also pee down their legs while they walk to mark their territory - I would raise my standards a bit if I was a dick-sucking bear

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• blitzen@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bears like gay oral sex is definitely something AI generated.

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• Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is it a fucking bear if it’s oral?

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It is if you’re doing it right

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