He said that about Toby Keith, not the almighty GARTH
Cuntry music
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rosefiend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
DrBob@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Kris Kristofferson said that about Toby Keith.
Kris was a veteran who was anti-war. Keith was a loudmouth piece of shit “patriot” who never did shit for anyone. The occasion was a concert for Willie Nelson’s birthday and Keith was needling Kristofferson about not singing any of that pansy peace stuff.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Kris Kristofferson is an American hero. His care and support for controversial women artists is beyond the pale. He’ll never be recognized for his impact even when he’s remembered with high esteem
Zagam@piefed.social 10 months ago
Kristofferson was saying it about Kieth but his quote (reportedly) was
“You know what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him?” he whispered.
I shook my head.
“They’re doin’ to country music what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’.”
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 months ago
What did pantyhose do for fingerfucking? I don’t get it …
DrBob@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
It ruins it. With stockings you can reach the prize. Pantyhose blocks access.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’ll understand when you’re older.
Janx@piefed.social 10 months ago
I genuinely don’t know how you could possibly misunderstand this. If you’re wearing pantyhose, you can’t get finger-banged no matter how much you want it. If your partner is wearing them, same thing…
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 months ago
I mean, pantyhose is pretty flexible, you can relatively easily rip it apart (though the pantyhose wearer might not be pleased about that) and most woman wear panties anyway, pantyhose can’t be that much harder to pull down than panties.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 10 months ago
More difficult to enjoy…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
…Got in the way?
bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Freshness seal?
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 months ago
Waylon is my second favorite country performer, right behind Wheeler Walker Jr.
Delphia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love how Wheeler Walker Jr could have played it straight, he is a genuinely tallented musician. But nah… Suckin Dick and Kickin Ass.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 months ago
Having David Cobb as a producer iirc is pretty cool. Must’ve been fun for him and some of the musicians to mess around with some of those songs.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 10 months ago
BURN!
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Garth Brooks is the Kenny G of country?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Waylon sings my favourite country lyric:
I’m gonna find me a reckless woman, Razor blades and dice in her eyes. Just a touch of sadness in her fingers. Thunder and lightning in her thighs.
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 months ago
It’s the Highwaymen. Song title: silver stallion.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Waylon Jennings Live on the album In League with Dragons