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Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad
Submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
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runswithjedi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
That is also a faux pas in the United States, it’s overly formal and the preferred vernacular is “GET ON THE GROUND, BOY! STOP RESISTING!”
Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 1 year ago
Exactly. You'll be rewarded with a paid vacation, and then either moved to a new station to continue your spree, promoted for your efforts, or be allowed to retire early with full benefits
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Several other countries as a matter of fact, cops be cops after all!
Rootiest@lemmy.world 1 year ago
cops be cops after all!
Umm the politically correct phrase is ACAB
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay or stra, because at the end of the day, it’s night. – Gustavo
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
What about millions of years in the future if africa shifts towards the north/south pole?
rockerface@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Together we can stop this
dym_sh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
- just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found
- want to know if its time to work? we had a tool for it, its called sunrise
- «hello, i now want 200 microseconds of your time but only to compare your face with the one already stored in my brain» — sounds mentally deranged
roembol@lemmy.roembol.nl 1 year ago
Spread the word!
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
If humanity continues on the current path, billions of people will die in the next century.
matter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Unless we invent extreme life extension and make it available to everyone and they all want it, yeah, that’s guaranteed, current path or no
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In Germany, it is tradition to end the day with the closing of one’s eyes, and start the next with opening them.
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Cops in Africa pull over more black people than white people.
badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I know you yanks like to go around shooting each other, but if you absolutely must challenge someone to a duel - so be so kind as to use your sword instead.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Many of us on Lemmy have Kitanas hanging on our wall, so totally ready.
SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Why is she hanging on your wall? Tell her to get down and act more human if she doesn’t want to stand out
Algaroth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s no way to treat your waifu body pillow.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Mine’s just a longsword sitting on top of my desk…
ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I really want to know what the other four things are. Not enough to go look, but enough to complain here.
Ddhuud@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Aww shoot! My vacation is ruined!
Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 1 year ago
If I can't do any of my favorite murders then what's even the point of traveling? Stupid woke Japanese ruin everything.
Seraph@kbin.social 1 year ago
The rest of us are so used to murdering people every day. I never would have thought about it!
I guess I can stop murdering for a little bit while in Japan. If you insist.
Blademax@lemmy.one 1 year ago
“Illegal somewhere” Mad Lib:
"The rest of us are so used to *__ every day. I never would have thought about it!
I guess I can stop * for a little bit while in (place)__. If you insist.”
- Chewing Gum ( ) Singapore
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He can have a little murder as a treat
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That murdering you’ve been doing? Not okay
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I for one think more countries should make this very illegal.
RHSJack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now I am worried I might have committed a faux pas unknowingly. I mean, they are so polite they won’t point it out. So now I am sitting here, years later, wondering if I might have, you know, murdered someone in Japan.
YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de 1 year ago
Well there go my holiday plans…
Capricorny90210@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Man, talk about culture shock!
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This is one of my favorite Japan related shitposts
Asudox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s news to me. Everyone here murders people, I thought it was legal everywhere! I mean, you just kill people, not that big of a deal.
/s
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fox pass. O wait… Nevermind.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
“Sorry, ma’am, we’re gonna need to see the pass for your fox here before we let you through.”
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Image
Idk which came first but I prefer this version
TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 1 year ago
This is a classic western misinterpretation of East Asia. If you actually read Japanese history you would know that the Japanese have a vibrant and deep history of assassinating their Leaders.
Whether they are a leftist sympathizer, union leader, or simply not fascist enough, there are plenty of traditional and culturally appropriate ways to assassinate the leaders of Japan.
pthaloblue@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It’s amazing. By utilizing the time honored technique of “korosu”, this skill has been passed down from generation to generation. People don’t seem to have enough respect for tradition.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Whereas in the US, assassinating presidents used to be the fifth most popular sport.