My favorite UFO conspiracy theory is that the USAF deliberately spread this shit to distract from their top secret programs and drive a man insane.
Google Paul Bennewitz for details.
Deeper babe
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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 day ago
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 day ago
Yeah man, this thing’s just a prototype for airframe design testing:
en.wikipedia.org/…/Lockheed_Martin_RQ-3_DarkStar
Tell me that wouldn’t create UFO sighting reports if it was seen flying around in 1996.
There is a government coverup, but it’s boring, it’s just to protect military secrets. People embellish because they want it to be exciting, otherworldly, special.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
That conspiracy theory is more believable than anything that involves non-earth life forms coming to this planet. Just based on our understanding of physics, there’s no feasible way for aliens to visit us without some kind of generational ship. FTL maybe might possibly be doable, but our models don’t allow it with our current tech, and we haven’t seen any of the indications of trans-light travel that we’d expect to see based on our current knowledge.
All that to say, I believe in aliens on earth about as much as I believe in wizards and warlocks and shit.
marcos@lemmy.world 1 day ago
At the 80s UFO conspiracies were already in full power. But the US government had a few cases of messing with people just for the lulz at that time, so who knows?
Anyway, the idea that aliens were invading seem to have spread at around the time the US government spend a few years flying a lot of weird objects in secret¹. But it may also be a coincidence.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 day ago
I do a trick where during lovemaking I save an inch until she’s screaming for me to go deeper then I give her both of them.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 day ago
Look at that horse here. Two inches?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Mitochondria are just the puppet being controlled by the real powerhouse of the cell: The Shadow Government!
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 12 hours ago
Now give me a theory that explains why blacks and jews don’t date.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 hours ago
Do women ever say deeper or is that a conspiracy theory
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
IME Only if you’re teasing them with the tip for too long. Otherwise it sounds rude.
Next time my wife says deeper, I’m going to shout “I’m givin’ her all she’s got, Captain!” In my best Scotty accent. If that doesn’t cause an orgasm, I don’t know what will.
tourist@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
“honest to god that’s as far as I can go”
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Jason Jorjani’s been making the podcast circuit lately. I saw one that was 6 hours long, that should be deep enough for anyone.
Inucune@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Elon has always been a public face for Black budget operations that are too large to not fall under public scrutiny. The more recent they are, the more unhinged. SpaceX to bypass NASA’s congressional deadlock and allow failures to be (at the time) not blamed on the wing of choice. Tesla for large scale grid storage, battery research and manufacturing. Boring company so we don’t have to rely on German equipment as large tunnel projects are on the horizon. Hyperloop was Elon’s destraction from reasonable mass transit rail. Doge for flood-the-zone destruction of inconvenient information and agencies.
Fucking useful idiot.
GreatWhite_Shark_EarthAndBeingsRightsPerson@piefed.social 1 day ago
LOL, that is funny & so ‘K O T H’.
I believe, that has to be Aliens, mathematically. LOL, at those that believe in a higher being, but do not believe in Aliens!
plyth@feddit.org 3 hours ago
Read up about Atlantis. There is no excuse for not knowing.