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Anon gets enemy zoned

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake: girl actually was interested in anon

    Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be canon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.

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    • three@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fake: there are no women on 4Chan

      Gay: you’re hyper focused on another man’s genitals

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      • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Haha fair enough

        Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      cogito ergo gay

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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She probably thought it was some sort of infiltration attempt by the Kremlin.

    I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Seems dangerous to say that on social media if you live in Russia …

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    • AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

      That’s a fair position to take, but I know far to many Americans who hold this view while being silent about our occupations and the constant drone strikes.

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fortunately it’s entirely possible to be neither Russian nor American.

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      • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But what about America?

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      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wasn’t the Iraq invasion one of the most protested things ever?

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      • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Americans tend to just not know we are doing that stuff at all in the first place.

        Hard to dislike or be against something. When your too uneducated and ignorant to do much more the breath and blink at the same time.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s like saying you’re from Germany in world war… Actually, it doesn’t matter which one.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      III?

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      • Atropos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Third time’s the charm Germany, be the good guys this time

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    op is probably sunflower zoned now

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Drone zoned

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why you think he even got drafted?

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      • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        as a 4chan user they likely used him for landmine detection

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  • kwomp2@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Purity tests and identity before process

    or why as a lefty I’m enormously annoyed by many many lefties

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    • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Seriously. I don’t think both sides are the same. But some people seem to want to make sure they are

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  • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So relatable, amiright fellow kids?

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OP may have been defenestrated.

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  • BoJackHorseman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same way the Jews think 5 year old kids are terrorists

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    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      It’s not about Jews.

      The war is between a nation (Israel) and a populace (Palestinians). “Counter-terrorism” is just an excuse. Israelis are being misled into supporting the war effort. Not much to do with religion

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