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Anon gets enemy zoned

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Submitted ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fake: girl actually was interested in anon

    Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be canon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.

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    • three@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fake: there are no women on 4Chan

      Gay: you’re hyper focused on another man’s genitals

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      • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Haha fair enough

        Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      cogito ergo gay

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  • kwomp2@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Purity tests and identity before process

    or why as a lefty I’m enormously annoyed by many many lefties

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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She probably thought it was some sort of infiltration attempt by the Kremlin.

    I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

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    • AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

      That’s a fair position to take, but I know far to many Americans who hold this view while being silent about our occupations and the constant drone strikes.

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Fortunately it’s entirely possible to be neither Russian nor American.

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seems dangerous to say that on social media if you live in Russia …

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    op is probably sunflower zoned now

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Drone zoned

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why you think he even got drafted?

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      • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        as a 4chan user they likely used him for landmine detection

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s like saying you’re from Germany in world war… Actually, it doesn’t matter which one.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      III?

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      • Atropos@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Third time’s the charm Germany, be the good guys this time

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  • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So relatable, amiright fellow kids?

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