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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  WHOA BLACK BETTY

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  • virku@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    PANDA LAMP

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    • witty_username@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• noname_yet2077@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  clamp clamp

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• rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  alt text: If you’re happy and you know it image of a piece of ham with a clamp on it

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• rook@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Clamp your hams

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beat me by six minutes.

    Phrasing.

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if I’m not?

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cramp your ham

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    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Crank your hog?

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    • CelloMike@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hamp your clam

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let’s be real. You neither have the ham or the clamp. Like the miserable person you are. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go put my le farm in, and then take my le farm out. That’s how do you do the hokey pokey, you know.

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  • Lembot_0006@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then our moderators will ban you. So become happy, right instant!

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hang your meat?

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• lauha@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  While the sound of single ham clamping is a well known zen kōan, the famous jul song in question talks aboit multiple hams being clamped.

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• Bonus@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hammy As A Clamp

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• klu9@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Vise your gammon?

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• Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No.

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• Focal@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought it was Pochita at first!!

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