Behold and despair!

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• mysteriousquote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Monarch approves!

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?

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  • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    -a person terrified of butterflies

    -covered themselves in fruit juice??

    -sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over

    -became the butterfly god

    I’ve seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed

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  • Rolder@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway

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  • fullsquare@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps

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  • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When they text you “I’m on my way”

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    • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not everyone remembers to turn off “share my location with Instagram friends”.

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• motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  be as beautiful as malenia every day

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the Scarlet Brainrot

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    • motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Very apt title for a certain political circle 😌

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• Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh all the things that ever happened. This happened the most

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• ItzzMe@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  now I kinda wanna do this, minus the ex

  if only I were more motivated

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• TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is evil genius-level, but for good.

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Chaotic good

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• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There’s a simple solution

  youtu.be/uG_RM2Tja3o

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• sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How is it possible to be terrified of butterflies?

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