its a psyop, isn't it?

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• fonix232@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Because we live in a capitalist world, and while you work hard, the fruit of your work goes to a capitalist pig.

  For example you work hard for all the sex you want to have, and I'm having it with your mum every night. And as this is a zero sum game that leaves you sexless and maidenless.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s true. I also fuck that guy’s mom every night, under the same premises. I just get in earlier.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I… I don’t want to fuck my mom, Mr Freud.

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ll do his mom! Pick me! Pick me!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  iz why
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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I used to think it was because I’m too ugly to be attractive to the women I find attractive.

  Then I discovered I don’t really even try with women I find physically attractive because it’s relatively small on my attraction plate. If I find a woman who has intellect and the ability to talk on that trait, and a desire to learn with a bit of that physical goodness, hot damn with I put the effort in.

  Worst case scenario I get rejected. Back to square one. Next one isn’t even that bad: I end up with a good friend, which is one more link to hopefully find someone who foots the bill.

  That being said having a lengthy dry spell probably isn’t healthy, but I’ve managed it so far.

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  • Xenny@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m not trying to brag by saying this but I’m pretty attractive and if I wanted to get laid tomorrow I’d probably have no issue. But it’s like having access to infinite candy, I don’t think getting laid all the time without real human connection is healthy. So I uhh sort of don’t have sex either unless I have a real connection and it can take a while to find that. It makes it special again.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lol this is the best in this community I’ve seen lately

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• xkbx@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  damn asexist, get your satinist beliefs out of here

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dear asteroidists (asteroid believers)

  If asteroids are real then why haven’t I gotten any?

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  • idealotus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I am steroidist. I believe in steroids. Why are you asking for people who don’t believe in steroids? Even though I haven’t gotten any, I still believe.

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    • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i am an opioid. i believe in OP. that’s pretty much it.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have bad news for you, Mr. Mittens.

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• FishFace@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Because you were neutered as a kitten!

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Checkmate asexuals!

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why not sexed when sexy shape?

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