They think they’re some unique “alpha”, meanwhile they all adopt the same exact look: A camo-covered outfit, Oakleys, and the douchiest haircut you can think of. Zero individuality.
Ratioed
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s the only look he’s ever known.
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Have any of these “alpha republicans” looked in a mirror?
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’m sure well the women are looking at him like: oh boy, I can’t wait to feel his tiny little micro penis tickling my labia. I really need an insecure angry little manchild in my life to contribute nothing to it and take his persecution complex out on me.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The sunglasses indoors really make it.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
They’ve probably identified him as the most likely SA perp and are keeping an eye on him.
FishFace@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Your hot joke but worse
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I think it’d best to avoid linking anyone’s profiles directly.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
And it’s on Threads. Like, ew.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Alpha”
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It’s a small ratio but it’s an honest one.
tomiant@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Solid gut shot right there.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Aw he has 12 alts ❤️
Wren@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
That look means I’ve scoped a nice place to keep my strap-on.
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Wait is that a thing? Was a supposed to sign up for notifications somewhere? No one told me.
Generica@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Said the man with a giant phallus in his mouth
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
I find the handle bosshog4.20 just adds to this. Sound like the name from a comedy series
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
BOSS HOG GETS NO CRANKING TODAY, AWOOO
tomiant@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Isn’t that Stav’s moniker, from Cumtown. Boss hog?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Like a really shitty comedy series, that no one watches. Something on “Must See Thursday.” Right after Meet the Racists, and Honkeys Be Pregnant.