Guys, I fucked up

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I made fun of my ex-wife over that broken mirror…

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• ravelin@lemmy.ml ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Unironically me.

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• DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nope, it’s because we shot that gorilla.

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  • henfredemars@lemdro.id ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is when the timelines diverged and sent us to this place.

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    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I dunno, did you hear about the weasel that shut down the Hadron Collider?

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How I feel when I join something or start using a thing and shortly after, the group disbands or the thing enshittifies.

  Must be me. My bad. I really gotta stop doing things.

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  • BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Felt that

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• Foxfire@pawb.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wonder no longer, the answer is yes! You doomed us all.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  YOU OPENED AN UMBRELLA INSIDE A HOUSE!!!

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought it was safe, it was raining indoors.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’ve doomed us all!

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I cracked a mirror five years ago, but it didn’t come off the wall. I thought it didn’t count.

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  • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I walk under ladders quite a bit at work, perhaps I should stop that.

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• troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You bastard

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