Gladly and proudly

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yelling, “Enthusiastic consent” in a public place is frowned upon but not illegal.

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• Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can just yell “WOMEN!!!” :3

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  • Hexarei@beehaw.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me too, I love it when women

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hell yes.

    “Nerdy people!” at the top of my lungs for some easy cash is simple enough lmao

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So, um, hi!

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    • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah absolutely

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does the list have to be exhaustive?

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah we could be there a while. Ill need lozenges.

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    • essell@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Weird fetish, but okay.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “It depends on my mood at the time!”

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• dabaldeagul@feddit.nl ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean in case you can just yell the thing really loud without context, and without anyone knowing why you’re yelling it, anyone should realistically take this. Hell, even a pedophile should take this offer. Getting a million bucks to yell “KIIIIIDSSSSS” out in public is an easy win.

  *Note: I do not condone pedophilia, nor giving known pedophiles money just because (if at all).

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If they shout kids the challenger can shoot them.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does the list have to be exhaustive or is just one thing enough? Do I get 1 million for each turn on? How public? The answer is almost certainly yes regardless, I just wanna know how far I gotta go.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Likewise I want to know how much I can get

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• Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tittiiiiiees!

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• henfredemars@lemdro.id ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anyone with even a little bit of financial sense should acquiesce. What do you mean no? In this economy?

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just shout your SO’s name

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I will ALSO shout your SO’s name.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Your SO’s name!”

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  let’s see, girls, boys, cars, pizza, rock, roll, spicy food, the couch cushion… Maybe it would be quicker to name what doesn’t turn me on?

  Fine do that.

  Well I was at my grandmother’s funeral and went in the bathroom and saw this weird sludge on the ground, got gotta say, didn’t feel a thing.

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  Just the sludge?

  Yeah that’s it.

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  …

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  What about your grandmother’s funeral?

  Well, why do you think I was in the bathroom.

  OH MY GOD!

  What not to do it, to calm down.

  BBBBBBUT WHY?!

  I don’t know it was just the music I guess.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How much to sing a song about it

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  hah omg no 😅

  Huh. That’s a brittle-ass spirit.

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