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• Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can just yell “WOMEN!!!” :3

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hell yes.

    “Nerdy people!” at the top of my lungs for some easy cash is simple enough lmao

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    • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah absolutely

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So, um, hi!

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  • Hexarei@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me too, I love it when women

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yelling, “Enthusiastic consent” in a public place is frowned upon but not illegal.

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does the list have to be exhaustive?

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah we could be there a while. Ill need lozenges.

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    • essell@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Weird fetish, but okay.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “It depends on my mood at the time!”

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• dabaldeagul@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean in case you can just yell the thing really loud without context, and without anyone knowing why you’re yelling it, anyone should realistically take this. Hell, even a pedophile should take this offer. Getting a million bucks to yell “KIIIIIDSSSSS” out in public is an easy win.

  *Note: I do not condone pedophilia, nor giving known pedophiles money just because (if at all).

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If they shout kids the challenger can shoot them.

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    • dabaldeagul@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean, in theory, yes. But good luck proving that the person you just shot was claiming to be a pedophile. There’s no real probable cause to go searching through their PC. And the only one who knew they had to say what turns them on is you, the shooter. Also who knows, maybe they were joking?

      I’d say if you shot them you’d be in trouble to be honest.

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• Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tittiiiiiees!

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does the list have to be exhaustive or is just one thing enough? Do I get 1 million for each turn on? How public? The answer is almost certainly yes regardless, I just wanna know how far I gotta go.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Likewise I want to know how much I can get

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• henfredemars@lemdro.id ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anyone with even a little bit of financial sense should acquiesce. What do you mean no? In this economy?

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just shout your SO’s name

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I will ALSO shout your SO’s name.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Your SO’s name!”

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  let’s see, girls, boys, cars, pizza, rock, roll, spicy food, the couch cushion… Maybe it would be quicker to name what doesn’t turn me on?

  Fine do that.

  Well I was at my grandmother’s funeral and went in the bathroom and saw this weird sludge on the ground, got gotta say, didn’t feel a thing.

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  Just the sludge?

  Yeah that’s it.

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  …

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  What about your grandmother’s funeral?

  Well, why do you think I was in the bathroom.

  OH MY GOD!

  What not to do it, to calm down.

  BBBBBBUT WHY?!

  I don’t know it was just the music I guess.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How much to sing a song about it

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  hah omg no 😅

  Huh. That’s a brittle-ass spirit.

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• spykee@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ** COOCCCKKKKSSSS**

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