Anon starts his day

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• bassad@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Seems like a trubute to the “morning routine” from american psycho

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Meanwhile:

  wake up shoot myself full of estrogen tea shower brush my teeth go get pizza (yum)

  Simple as

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  • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    instruction unclear, only got estrogen and coffee. what do?

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear, only carried out the first four words

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    • Fullonturkeydog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your pizza is in the mail just wait calmly and purr a little while you’re waiting

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Vanity is dehumanizing.

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• rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’ll be such a massive and catastrophic crash when the body can no longer handle the stress.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve seen worse.

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    me too
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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It starts with questionable stuff, and ends on fucking Ketamine. Bravo. Yep, that is a perfectly healthy routine.

      Also, pro tip, don’t mess with your hormones (like testosterone) just to get more gains. There are many “body-builders” who have fried their hormone system and have to rely on permanent medication to function.

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    • deathbird@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a little cliche, but just try loving yourself, you know?

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    • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dysin? Did he mean Desoxyn (methamphetamine), or is the guy popping vacuum cleaners?

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      anon ain’t doing enough to stand out in the dating market

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• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But like, why?

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• steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How about simply waking up and cursing whatever entity or cosmological force made this hell world?

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, those ingredients to that mean he has, that sounds good, maybe once or twice a month, if you throw in some kind of fairly large helping of fibrous greens to go along with it, maybe drop half the eggs…

  But yeah the rest of this is insane, dude’s gonna end up roiding out within a year or two, balls will shrivel, then onto some kind of harder drugs or serious hallucinogens, which will likely reveal to him that he just is a howling void of insecurity, probably won’t end well.

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• Pat@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Meanwhile, my Grandma’s been smoking cigs for a damn long time, and she’s kicking around, around 80 y/o. You don’t need to go this hard.

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d bet smoking is healthier than that pill stack.

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• Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Since when has sleeping counted as fasting?

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why do you think it’s called breakfast?

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    since they decided to call it breakfast, i guess

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