🙋🏻‍♂️ Praise be to our Lord on high 🙋🏻‍♂️

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• CityPop@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Christianity is the religion of peace!

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  • sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    its a sun conure

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    • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cheesing is a state of mental euphoria which is triggered by sniffing a cat’s urine. One common method involves positioning one’s face behind a cat.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My mom smiling at everyone as we walk into church immediately after she bent me over her knee in the parking lot for saying I didn’t want to go to church.

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The worst part of it, to me, is that the smiling isn’t even a cover, or faked because she’s still remembering what just happened. The child is dismissed from the mind as soon as it complies, and she’s just so happy to see all the friends at church.

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• piwakawakas@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The bible advocates beating children, so she’s on point…

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah, the good old days of browsing the Landover Baptist Church website.

    Where you could buy a T-shirt that reads: “STONE DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN.”

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m sure that would work, but giving weed to people who are still developing is not acceptable, even for religious purposes.

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    • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ah yes. As an atheist, the activity I miss the most is getting together with the community and beating children to death with rocks.

      (Obvious sarcasm is obvious I hope)

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    • Fanfare2217@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is this real? They sold that?

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The real bullies were our parents.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My brothers, father, and students, when I was still in secondary school. That was 15-20 years ago now. Brothers don’t talk to me(one of them blocked me), one of my bullies hanged himself in the family barn, and my father still yells at me. But my mother is a saint.

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Religious parents take the “do not abuse your child” challenge for 30 seconds:

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• Sunshine@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Christians love their child abuse.

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  • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And other child…things

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sunday School playground bullies!

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• callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And remember, if they’re whacking you with the belt and you move in reaction and they miss and hit you elsewhere on your body, it’s somehow your fault.

  I dunno how I never fucking killed them.

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I’ll give you something to cry about!”

  Fuuuuck u

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• Etlaris@lemdro.id ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Old but gold.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Exactly the reason why I became “non religious” and escaped the Catholic church at our local Irish parish located at the heart of a whale’s vigina according to the internet.

  All kids at church are tired of going to Church and stand there looking at their parents be fucking retarded singing all those stupid things. The real reason the parents are there is because their parents did the same thing and because when you become a parent you learn about life real good real quick. When you miss work and can’t feed your kids you feel like a total piece of shit. I by myself could easily live under a bridge, but don’t do that to my kids please!..and there you are, who? Who do you as to please not punish your kids? God. But they forgot billionaires are not religious anymore. So the tradition of begging to the rich and powerful thru some kind of indirect connection to a deity is today pointless. It would serve us better to go to a Tesla factory… Or a dealership… Or a local repair shop that does teslas and beg. You can beg for 1hr or do a quick heil overlord trillionaire. Bring your kids. Offer your holes…oh dearest musky musk you may penetrate me thru the mouth today and I would be ever gratefully honored. Close your eyes and believe in your begging power! It probably works better by yourself at a big facility near a hidden exit with no cameras nearby.

  Anyway, don’t be religious, its stupid. And don’t bring your kids. Break the cycle.

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• ftbd@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait, your church has a parking lot?

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