I get aroused by the thought of telepathically asking them for the largest anal probe they have.
same, honestly
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 hours ago
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
Why would a bear have an anal probe? I feel like there’s easier ways to get one even if they did.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 hours ago
A lot of bears, twink, twunks and otters enjoy them.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 hours ago
Username relevant?
slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
I actually met them irl and their just a simple nun who wears the candles.
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
What about a cars with 500k lumen headlights and the ability to go faster than anything you’ve ever seen without even having legs?
treadful@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
It’s a real article.
scratchee@feddit.uk 4 minutes ago
Tldr: drones/uavs spook bears, probably not a good tool for bear based science, or indeed for anyone else to observe bears.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
“You” would freak out a bear?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 hours ago
You’ll have to ask the bear.
Damage@feddit.it 4 hours ago
Is this an issue for the average bear? Or is it more of an air control bear thing?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 hours ago
Bears are not great at identifying flying things. They know what a bee swarm is but can’t tell a 737 and A320 apart.