Wrecked 'em 💀

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Only the foreign objects need to be removed. British rectums are for British objects.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s the most British thing I can stick in me bum?

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    9 Cadbury’s Cream Eggs

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What am I to do with the extra 3?

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hot cuppa tea

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    James May

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He may, but it’s not guaranteed.

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  • RecallMadness@lemmy.nz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Put a crumpet in yer bum pet.

    Alternatively, it’s a queue of people.

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    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or a Gregg’s sausage roll

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fish n’chips.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Two James Cordens, sorry

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m reminded in Choke (Chuck Palahniuk) of the bit about why every ER in the US has a diamond drill bit.

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You have to work your way up to Big Ben.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Watch it, you want to start a nativist riot around some local man’s anus?

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  • merari42@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I understood that reference to the Kosovo war.

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• Hegar@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This has to be from Viz, right? It reads like a Viz line.

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It is indeed from viz, the pink square is the giveaway

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Gargle

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Hegar@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      the pink square is the giveaway

      Good to know! The last time i read viz was decades ago.

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    • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The best part is that Shitterton is a real village i the UK

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    • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The second one is a total classic

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gary Payton was known as the Glove

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• Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Damn near killed 'em.

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