I misread fat as hat, but that would work too
it's time
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Blue is always getting pushed. Migratory birds become fat before the flight to have the energy requires and hibernating species do the same so they can afford to eat very little during winter.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That must be a very delicate balance since it must expend more energy to fly if the bird is heavier.
But I remember hearing about the amazing migratory flights of some small birds where, if they traveled non-stop, they’d be going like 35mph for like two days with no breaks. So it must be working well for them.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
They become pretty fat, so the energy storage outweighs the increased consumption. I can always tell when they are about to leave because they are significantly round.
snooggums@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Plus lots of animals like polar bears both put on fat and become dormant.
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve never understood why humans migrated to cold areas.
“Hey Bob! Let’s move the tribe up near the Arctic circle.”
“Uh, won’t that a be challenging?”
“Don’t be a wuss Bob, nobody like a complainer.”
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
It was a series of families moving beyond the land they knew because they were pushed out by other families. The response to your discussion would be “Because I don’t want to get stabbed in the face by Kenny.”
rikudou@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
Fuck Kenny, all my homies hate Kenny.
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“No mosquitos!”
“Ever?”
“…”
higgsboson@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Adapt, migrate, or die.
bryndos@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Meh, I seem to be an animal that keeps working 9-5, barely sees the sun for 2 months, and burns shit tonnes of fossil fuels to make up for the heat and light.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 3 weeks ago
I go with dormant and fat myself.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Same, maybe I should check out the yellow button.
elvith@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I lose hair, have no feathers, but will accumulate fat. So at least that’s going for me…
SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
It’s true. I can’t afford the middle option but I’m doing the two others.
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Plants: 🥀
cute_noker@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Just wear a jacket jeezzzz
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