Well fuck me then

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• partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rookie mistake If the can owner turns the can over they’d find a P38 can opener to easily open and enjoy their beverage. /s

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  • dmention7@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oooh, nice hiss!

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    • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My wife says the accelerated “tink tink” is her favorite part of Steve’s videos (though she likes other parts, too).

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Man, I dunno why I miss these? They’re so unwieldy it made it fun to tame the can

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  • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And I used to keep one of these in my wallet because there were times where I need it and didn’t have anything available.

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well duh, it’s a can’t of DIET cola

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is what that weird thing on your multi-tool is for.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, that’s where the tiny little eyeglass screwdriver used to attach. I’d use the can opener.

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• RaoulDuke@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can of Nope.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A can piercer would open it just fine. (That’s the pointy end of a bottle opener) They’re also handy for cutting open taped-up cardboard boxes, less likely to cut the contents than a box cutter.

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  • toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Church key

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I remember the first time as a kid, that someone asked me to hand them the Church Key, and I was majorly confused. Why do you want a key to a church? We don’t even go to church, why would we have a key? Do people who go to church all get their own key to the front door?

      I had a lot of questions, and they didn’t end when it was explained that a church key is a can opener…

      “THEN WHY DO THEY CALL IT A CHURCH KEY? WHY DON’T THEY JUST CALL IT A CAN OPENER?”

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I often call it that too, although I think it would be difficult to break into a church using one.

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    • Bonus@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Church Key - The Revels

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      we slapped a lil magnet on ours and it lives on the fridge.

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• kubica@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Coken't

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s doing OP a favour. The “Diet” means nothing and $1 for $1 Cke is worse for your body than coke.

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  • GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, $2 of Coke makes me feel good all day. I bet $2 of coke couldn’t do that!

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your coke lasts all day? Damn, super jealous.

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• SculptusPoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I bet a coke collector would pay like… ten bucks for that can.

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  • reddifuge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, in my area the local bottler kept giving out sealed empty Pepsi cans.

    People were pissed, but I sold 3 for $20 a pop on ebay.

    Pun intended.

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can I can’t

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can’t move it move it anymore Maurice

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• maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  it’s the weirdest times when the can tab breaks off

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do they even make church keys these days?

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