This is what that weird thing on your multi-tool is for.
Well fuck me then
Submitted 8 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Rookie mistake If the can owner turns the can over they’d find a P38 can opener to easily open and enjoy their beverage. /s
dmention7@midwest.social 5 hours ago
Oooh, nice hiss!
toynbee@piefed.social 5 hours ago
My wife says the accelerated “tink tink” is her favorite part of Steve’s videos (though she likes other parts, too).
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
And I used to keep one of these in my wallet because there were times where I need it and didn’t have anything available.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Man, I dunno why I miss these? They’re so unwieldy it made it fun to tame the can
maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
it’s the weirdest times when the can tab breaks off
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Well duh, it’s a can’t of DIET cola
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
A can piercer would open it just fine. (That’s the pointy end of a bottle opener) They’re also handy for cutting open taped-up cardboard boxes, less likely to cut the contents than a box cutter.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Church key
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
I remember the first time as a kid, that someone asked me to hand them the Church Key, and I was majorly confused. Why do you want a key to a church? We don’t even go to church, why would we have a key? Do people who go to church all get their own key to the front door?
I had a lot of questions, and they didn’t end when it was explained that a church key is a can opener…
“THEN WHY DO THEY CALL IT A CHURCH KEY? WHY DON’T THEY JUST CALL IT A CAN OPENER?”
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
I often call it that too, although I think it would be difficult to break into a church using one.
RaoulDuke@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Can of Nope.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
saltesc@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
It’s doing OP a favour. The “Diet” means nothing and $1 for $1 Cke is worse for your body than coke.
kubica@fedia.io 6 hours ago
Coken't
SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I bet a coke collector would pay like… ten bucks for that can.
Una@europe.pub 7 hours ago
I can’t move it move it anymore Maurice
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I can I can’t