*A clean colon is like driving on a country road on a sunny day...*

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• Hond@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I dont get it. There was never snow in my asshole???

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not with that attitude

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All we need is a toboggan, a funnel, a couple shots of fireball, safety goggles, and a positive mental attitude.

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nor this altitude

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    • Hond@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      fair enough

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  • shittydwarf@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The ploughs must have been out

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    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love getting my colon plowed

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How many times do I need to ask you to stop posting my grindr profile on social media?

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• krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s ribbed for your pleasure

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• Haaveilija@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this colonialism?

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• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And, it’s fucking fascinating. Don’t get sedated, watch the weirdness!

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  • weariedfae@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Huh. They didn’t give my partner a choice when they got a colonoscopy.

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• djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How are you supposed to know the cleanliness of your colon?

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  • weariedfae@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So my partner literally had a colonoscopy this week.

    I don’t know how to do spoiler tags and they often don’t work on my app anyway so WARNING: GROSS.

    You drink a special laxative and chew these special pills to empty everything out and, critically, you know when you’re clean when your poop comes out identical to pee. Translucent yellow liquid. The instructions have a color chart and everything.

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    • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My elderly neighbor doesn’t exactly follow rules. She had a colonoscopy earlier this year. They sent her home because she “wasn’t clean.” She had to repeat the process later, and I can’t imagine she was a Sunny Country Road, but they at least completed the exam that time. I am still mortified for her, my first colonoscopy was last year, I spent a full day on the toilet prepping. Nearly slept in the bathtub.

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  • Hazmatastic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You dont need to know yourself, just follow the instructions the doctor gives you before the procedure. Usually fasting, maybe a rinse.

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hang them on the fence inside out and hose them down with a garden hose.

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    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes they send entirely inadequate instructions you know aren’t going to work and then you have to go more than once. That’s a pain in the ass.

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    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      how do I know if I do a good job or not though? Do I just gotta trust that I followed the instructions correctly?

      I’m just sayin give me a lil camera so I can check.

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  • Bloomcole@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just get a bag of that road de-icing salt

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  • JillyB@beehaw.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The graphic is urging a patient to actually do the required prep. The prep cleans you out.

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• arsCynic@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That analogy is spot on. Everyone know how light one feels after the first post-coffee morning dump.

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• Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Almost heaven?

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  • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    West Virginia?

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