Soylent green, clearly.
Or meat. Humans are mostly meat.
Submitted 1 year ago by Albin7326@suppo.fi to [deleted]
Soylent green, clearly.
Or meat. Humans are mostly meat.
Long pig.
Something extremely gross and disgusting. Please don’t turn me into food.
You must mean okra.
Frozen pizza, seems nice when thinking about, but once dealt with leaves a disappointing feeling that it’s not quite what you were after
ugly bag of mostly water
You forgot giant. It applies to some of us more than others.
Long pork, baby! Great for hiking trips.
Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener…
😊😇😇
Kimchi.
There are probably farms of human beings on other planets, because deep down they’re not very different in physical matter from pigs.
On the other hand, we take a very long time to gestate and mature by comparison. We’d have to be some kind of delicacy or specialty item.
Soylent green.
It’s made of people after all
I am a meat popsicle.
Worm food.
Overcooked beef. I am tedious to deal with and hard to swallow.
Tomato. My mum once said she’s surprised my skin hasn’t turned red yet with how much tomatoes I eat.
So if your food is once sentient people, is it better for your food to want to be eaten, or to hate being eaten?
I’m going with Pineapple, because it eats you back
Mushroom and cheese omelette
Potato gnocchi in a butter sauce, maybe some lightly steamed veg and fresh baked bread on the side. And a really good cup of minestrone.
Big burritos
Neutral flavour, easy to manipulate and crumble, best cooked with spices. I am Tofu.
Depending on who/what you ask, we’re all already food, so – done!
Durian.
I love durian.
Chainweasel@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A potato, I’m definitely a potato
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 year ago
A sweet potato, because I’m on a low carb diet right now.