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If you were to turn into food, what food will you turn into?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Albin7326@suppo.fi⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Chainweasel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A potato, I’m definitely a potato

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A sweet potato, because I’m on a low carb diet right now.

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  • Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Soylent green, clearly.

    Or meat. Humans are mostly meat.

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  • TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Long pig.

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  • thelsim@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Something extremely gross and disgusting. Please don’t turn me into food.

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    • Zerlyna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You must mean okra.

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  • vind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Frozen pizza, seems nice when thinking about, but once dealt with leaves a disappointing feeling that it’s not quite what you were after

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ugly bag of mostly water

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    • wifepimp4smokes@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You forgot giant. It applies to some of us more than others.

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  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Long pork, baby! Great for hiking trips.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener…

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    • Albin7326@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      😊😇😇

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  • PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Kimchi.

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  • banana_meccanica@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There are probably farms of human beings on other planets, because deep down they’re not very different in physical matter from pigs.

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    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      On the other hand, we take a very long time to gestate and mature by comparison. We’d have to be some kind of delicacy or specialty item.

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Soylent green.

    It’s made of people after all

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  • billygoat@catata.fish ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am a meat popsicle.

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  • Demonmariner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Worm food.

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  • Deestan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Overcooked beef. I am tedious to deal with and hard to swallow.

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  • Knusper@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tomato. My mum once said she’s surprised my skin hasn’t turned red yet with how much tomatoes I eat.

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  • Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So if your food is once sentient people, is it better for your food to want to be eaten, or to hate being eaten?

    I’m going with Pineapple, because it eats you back

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  • Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mushroom and cheese omelette

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  • Candelestine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Potato gnocchi in a butter sauce, maybe some lightly steamed veg and fresh baked bread on the side. And a really good cup of minestrone.

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  • kamecha@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Big burritos

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  • IronKrill@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Neutral flavour, easy to manipulate and crumble, best cooked with spices. I am Tofu.

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  • ken_cleanairsystems@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Depending on who/what you ask, we’re all already food, so – done!

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  • Alivrah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nice try, Majin Buu!

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    • Albin7326@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      😁😁😁

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  • HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Durian.

    I love durian.

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