banana_meccanica

@banana_meccanica@feddit.it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every man remembers his first shave, right?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Never use electric shaver, when I was younger I used the supermarket blades and I hate them for a couple of years, everytime the needs to have water for clean the blade, this little holes full of hairs, kinda sucks. After that years I changed with a barber manual shaver, and I am happy enough with that, with a towel I clean the blade and I shave easly with a long grip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For some reason, I'm doubtful.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of people use computers just for memes and emails, so yea, it is never obsoluted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Livin' la vida loca⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Will be even more realistic with spongebob naked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes I question my sanity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And a little soul squirts out after

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When does the future begin?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It is a human concept that does not exist in reality, the future could for the universe have the same value of the past, the great snake eating its tail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we count sheep before bed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Normie activity, does not work if you have mental disorders

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were to turn into food, what food will you turn into?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  There are probably farms of human beings on other planets, because deep down they’re not very different in physical matter from pigs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And now Bezos is trying to inserts ads everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Never pay any of this services BTW, I have no regrets and I never feel that I miss something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is the ability to raise one eyebrow a thing to born with?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Pick a lemon and give it at a newborn, then you get the answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do girls wear leggings?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they 're fat and insecure girls and they want skinny and sexy legs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If monkeys masturbate, why don't they get addicted?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You are wrong ad mine opinion. Monkeys will not give a fuck about masturbate to a porn or even by seeing other monkeys doing sex in front. Your example is about an action, because it true that a monkey can become addicted to alcohol as like nicotine but because is a chimical external factor. While with porn you don’t give them nothing, humans get addicted to porns because our brain is evolved to reach the 4th dimension of logic, that’s mean thinking and feeling something you don’t see in front of you. When you have your dick on your hands and watching porn you get horny not because the big tittis of Alexis Texas but because your evolved brain thinks of that titties on your face while you call Alexis an horny slut. That’s the imagination that monkeys miss, and that’s why they cant be addicted at Alexis wonderful butthole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If monkeys masturbate, why don't they get addicted?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Because how monkey brain works, they visualize the immediate needs and not the abstrsct. Masturbation is one of the most abstracted action in nature because drives on fantalization and not just phisical action. Is not about your hand and also isn’t what you watch, its your brain that immerge itself in deeper shit to get horny and make you feel good to cum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft to keep Call of Duty on Sony Playstation after it buys Activision Blizzard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a bait declaration to make the price falling and as soon the deal is sealed make it rise by alot.