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Sometimes I question my sanity

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Dizzar@iusearchlinux.fyi⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Unpopular Oponion: None of us has a soul Ergo: Porn is indeed free.

    Well maybe you pay with your personal data and dignity though.

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    • DoubleVV@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You pay with more and more time spent watching porn, digging into an addictive cycle that, by definition, repeat itself. Porn is free indeed, but is pretty bad for you.

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      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It sounds like you’re just doing it wrong. I just crank it a few times a week for ten minutes.

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      • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You sound like those anti-gay preachers who are always telling us to reject temptation

        Says more about you than people in general

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      • InternetTubes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s almost as if people had a biological drive to it that only tends to balance out when they find a mate to share it with.

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      you pay by having all ads you will ever see be for desperate milfs in your area

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      • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        uBlock Origin. I use lemmy btw.

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      • Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Marge absolutely going ham on Homer in the banner ad while I’m trying to zerk it to family-friendly incest porn :/

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      • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The worst ones are naked grandma’s

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      • Shadywack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So long as that one dumbass pays for the desperate milfs so the rest of us can enjoy our porn…

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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah, it’s free because someone else paid for it and is violating the copyright by sharing it

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    • Player2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or supported by advertising

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      • faceless@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or both

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    • Chailles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s seldom the case on sites like PornHub these days.

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  • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You might have a problem.

    That problem might be “a religious upbringing”.

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Deal. Image

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If my soul is gallons of semen, then yes, porn is indeed not free and I have paid dearly for it with “my soul”.

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    • Confuzzeled@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tissues are the real cost. Fortunately I have no soul.

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      • mstrk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        dude… if porn sites actually own stocks on tissue companies that would be the greatest investment strategy I’ve ever seen.

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s somewhere in the ballpark of 1,500 to 6,000 nuts

      That sounds excessive, but I guess it’s not excessive. One a day for 10 years will do it

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  • banana_meccanica@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And a little soul squirts out after

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    • Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Obviously, I am not looking at the good stuff. I’ve never had an orgasm to porn that was so good I got some soul squirtage.

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    • unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      something does indeed squirt, although not a soul

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    • ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What about women and other AFAB people that are into porn?

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      • Unaware7013@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        AFABs generally have soul grool to go along with the AMABs soul goo.

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t it strange that porn is the only thing that remains sheltered from adds? I mean, there are adds, but there are porn adds, so they kind of add up to the whole experience

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    • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They had normal adds at the beginning but noone clicked them

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can I also use it to pay my rent?

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  • eating3645@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If this is true, I’m on serious credit from my next few lives

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  • ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, and that's the best part of porn.

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *isn’t

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  • azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So true!

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  • spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe you should be questioning everyone else’s.

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