There is absolutely no valid engineering or social reason that the TP roll needs to be so far back on the right side. I want that mufkr right next to my knee, or a foot forward, and twelve inches higher. Why do we have to stretch, grope, and reach for a swath of TP?
Captain's Log
Submitted 10 months ago by simplejack@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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843563115848@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
Because you’d have a bidet with a throne like this. TP is only there to dry off afterwards.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Just get your TP Butler to hand you sheets as you need them like any normal person!
Fizz@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
Keeps you nimble
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The TP roll is just for backup, wiping is done by tractor beams.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Right? It’s in a stupid place in each bathroom in my house. Whoever installed them had never heard of ergonomics.I just remove the roll entirely, set it on the sink and put it back when I’m done.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Maybe it is because they fucked up and put it there so you can reach it from a normal toilet. And now they have this instead.
dumbass@leminal.space 10 months ago
I’ve had some shits where I could have used some strong arm support.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
“Why is it called a restroom if I’m fighting for my life in here?”
inriconus@programming.dev 10 months ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Captain’s log, stardate 4200.69 51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Don’t flush.
RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I could’ve definitely used this for arm support for my Captains Log’s more than once.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Why does it look so much like an ice cream sandwich
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 months ago
That level of comfort facilitates dropping a fully intact and curved “captain’s log”.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The USS Relax-your-thighs
wildtamaskan@pawb.social 10 months ago
Def gonna be dropping some captain’s logs on that throne
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Perfect to orbit uranus looking for Klingons.
wabafee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why TP could have one of those japanese bidet instead.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
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