Captain's Log

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• 843563115848@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is absolutely no valid engineering or social reason that the TP roll needs to be so far back on the right side. I want that mufkr right next to my knee, or a foot forward, and twelve inches higher. Why do we have to stretch, grope, and reach for a swath of TP?

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because you’d have a bidet with a throne like this. TP is only there to dry off afterwards.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just get your TP Butler to hand you sheets as you need them like any normal person!

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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Keeps you nimble

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The TP roll is just for backup, wiping is done by tractor beams.

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Right? It’s in a stupid place in each bathroom in my house. Whoever installed them had never heard of ergonomics.I just remove the roll entirely, set it on the sink and put it back when I’m done.

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  • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe it is because they fucked up and put it there so you can reach it from a normal toilet. And now they have this instead.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve had some shits where I could have used some strong arm support.

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Why is it called a restroom if I’m fighting for my life in here?”

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• inriconus@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Captain’s log, stardate 4200.69 51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t flush.

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• RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I could’ve definitely used this for arm support for my Captains Log’s more than once.

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• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why does it look so much like an ice cream sandwich

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That level of comfort facilitates dropping a fully intact and curved “captain’s log”.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The USS Relax-your-thighs

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• wildtamaskan@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Def gonna be dropping some captain’s logs on that throne

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perfect to orbit uranus looking for Klingons.

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why TP could have one of those japanese bidet instead.

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