yeah very nice grandpa, now let’s get to bed
Another creative solution from APPLE
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b31f5b49-b1aa-4877-ada1-beb0a3cd90f3.png
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sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
kautau@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Love how they doubled down with the uppercase spelling in the post title. Just needed a few
Fwd:
for that ultimate authenticity
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shitposting? In my shitpost community??? >:(
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is this from 2003?
ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re listening to K - T - I - T; K-tit! Playing the breast-ehrghm -the BEST tunes in town!
Klear@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
That's exactly what I heard as I was reading this!
razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Honestly a bargain considering how much speakerless breast implants cost. Do they come in subwoofer?
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, but an agreement has to be signed that they aren’t responsible for what carrying around all that weight up front does to your body.
razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Up front, huh? 🤔 what I’m hearing is that we need an iBooty to act as a counterweight.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yes but that creates asymmwtry, and you have to choose between it and stereo. Not a good deal imo
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That was planned but they never went through with it. It was supposed to be a separate implant in the vag lips
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
when iCock
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
good question. Would the speaker be in the scrotum or ass cheeks?
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
inside the the part that fills with blood, for that water cooling
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I can’t wait to get at least one of those. I will go around and blast Pitbull at full volume when a stranger starts staring at me.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Any word on an open source version?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It steals an agpl licensed project from github. That makes it opensource right? At least until apple sues the original author.
Tautvydaxx@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I prefer “galaxy breasts” or the open source version on github “5318008”.
SeraphimNova@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is lousy and uncreative.
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re just jealous.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
the proper term is subwoofer