Anon performs magic at work

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  >do something creative, funny, and harmless
  >people react negatively
  

  Absolutely no one sane would think anon is anything less than a monster cock chad for this. Anon’s fictional place of work is full of lamers.

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  • SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Lamers”?!? What are you, like 90 years old?

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess cringeheads would be more hip and funky with the young cool cats

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lol that’s like AOL-era slang. I used to boot the lamers offline with punterz

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • SiegeRhino@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      lamer spotted

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yes

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  • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But it’s fake and gay

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  • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or his coworkers are just normal people who want to get their shit done to go home and don’t care about this at all

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    • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This comment is so funny to me, because it never would have occurred to me, but it’s probably the most likely

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    average autism experience TBH

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• sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake: anon has a job

  Gay: anon performs for another man

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  • franklinovitch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wether the boss is a man or a woman is not written in the greentext.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True, but the lack of sexist slurs makes me think the boss is a man. This is 4chan, afterall.

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• echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can we add a new rule to this community where the posts have to be even remotely realistic. Anon clearly has never had a job because if somebody wants to fire you they don’t have to come up with the made up reason they can just do it.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Depends actually, many places have At Will employment where you are correct, but not everywhere. In many places it’s illegal to fire someone without cause.

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  • comfy@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Anon clearly has never had a job because if somebody wants to fire you they don’t have to come up with the made up reason they can just do it.

    some of us internet people live in countries with labor laws.

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  • GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, I see people get fired for made up reasons all the time and companies who are really gunshy about firing awful employees who cause a lot of problems, and management will even say they want to fire them for months while looking for a reason.

    They REALLY don’t want to get sued, even frivolously. Even though it probably won’t happen in the first place, companies want the reason someone was fired to be so obvious that a potential lawsuit would be dismissed without going to trial.

    Unless theyre firing a load of people at once, then they can just say they needed to downsize in order to stay in business.

    Somehow we ended up with a system where workers both have no real protections but business are also, often, scared to fire crazies because one unemployed person dedicating all their time to causing problems can be very expensive.

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  • Shayeta@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Worker rights, innit?

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  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is just not reality in most places, the US sucks but it is still difficult to fire someone without a valid reason, otherwise risking lawsuit and possible firing of yourself.

    You either have only worked one industry in your life or you’re out of touch

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