Bruh imagine being woken up by a phonecall
Huh?
Submitted 10 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
papalonian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My company sells and services industrial equipment, we used to have a 24/7 phone line we had to answer. People would call us at like 2am to try and diagnose the most obscure shit imaginable, the answer they’d get is “hmmmrrebblle. Uuhhrm. YeahIthinkIknowwhatthatmightbeuhhhh… Gimme just a sec…”
deepus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is the one time i agree with outsourcing, get someone who is awake at that time to deal with it.
piefood@feddit.online 10 months ago
I have to be oncall sometimes, and my teammates know that when they hear "kburgugh", that means I'll be online in a few minutes
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Yeah, they are actively talking to me as my brain is booting. At least they’re the first ones to talk on the call, so you have at least that time to gain your bearings
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Same feeling every time whether it’s at 2 am or 2 pm (my circadian rhythm lasts 26 hours so I can either… I forget whether I’m always gaining an hour or losing two or the other way around I’m so godsdamn tired)
rustyfish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 10 months ago
Your majesty, your chariot awaits.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
If you want a decent answer give me an hour to go through my windows 98 boot up, take a bit for the hard drive to get going.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 10 months ago
When they keep firing more questions to try and get a respomse from me they are actually just breaking me.
I also can not deal with 2 people talking to me at the same time.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Escher cars Inc.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes, as soon as you wake up means before 1030 regardless of how much coffee I’ve had
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
AI slop?
swagmoney@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
nah it’s an old image. it’s just a photoshopped Subaru Forester
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
This image is as old as time itself
gerryflap@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Probably, but in this case it fits. If there’s anything that generative AI is good at, it’s capturing the vibe of that fucked up thing your brain does in dreams. This image perfectly represents what my brain does when I’m just awake or almost asleep. Messing with proportions and unable to form a normal picture of things.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Wait. Does that mean our internal monologue and thoughts are also generated a la the same methods as ai but we just have a fancy “make sense” filter?
chelatna@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’ve seen a couple of these mangled cars, and now I’m wondering who made them?
hansolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Don’t honk to at me until I and the coffee
DesolateMood@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Honk tuah