These gender reveals are getting rather ridiculous..

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• kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The demon core is, at the same time, the dumbest thing I’ve heard someone do, and yet…

  “Here’s a vessel containing the most powerful force yet discovered. Nobody’s seen it in person before. A quick peek probably won’t kill you.”

  “Hmmm… fuck it.”

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Also if this dome closes we are all dead. Let’s keep it open with this special device called a screw driver“

    Screwdriver slips out of the gap.

    💀

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    • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Even worse they had a device that could safely move the berilium spheres without the risk of them falling which would prevent the demon core from going prompt critical but no… Louis Slotin thought so highly of himself he literally couldn’t think that he could make a mistake and accidentally killed himself. Let that be the lesson that no one is mistakeproof.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  For when you’re dying to know the sex.

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• Linsensuppe@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So its was boy! Does that mean little boy is now a big brother?

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nope. Fat man.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      With one eye and three hands

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All I know is that little boy was the last kid of his father.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

  It’s a boy(kisser)!

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• zeropointone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good old Cherenkov radiation. Always reliable.

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  • sleep_deprived@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Somebody please correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe due to the very low refractive index of about 1.0003, particles need tremendous energy to produce Cherenkov radiation in atmosphere. So the demon core flashes (while perhaps some small part Cherenkov) were probably mostly just from the ionization of the air, and subsequent recombination.

    If my awful phone math is right, you’d need about 21 MeV of energy for an electron to produce Cherenkov radiation. I think the processes producing energetic electrons here (Compton scattering, some pair production, photoelectric effect, internal conversion, delta rays, and Bremsstrahlung cascade I believe) should regularly produce energies around 10 MeV at most from Compton.

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      IIRC the flash wasn’t discernable from being the air or the aqueous/vitreous humor in the eye.

      I think it’s been hypothesized that the eye jello allows for a much lower energy particle to to create the flash. They do know it’s possible to induce it, but it’s not exactly ethical to test the conditions that created the various criticality accidents to find out.

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• Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If this thing is emitting light that appears blue to you, you’re about to have a monumentally bad time

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is why you don’t circumcise your baby, especially with a screwdriver…

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• ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  …and you’ll be having no more kids after that anyway.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you are dead either way

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve heard of people accidentally making IEDs for gender reveal, now I’ve heard of everything.

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  • Zink@programming.dev ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The last time I made an IEWMD for a gender reveal it ruined the whole evening.

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• matmarspace@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If it flashes it’s dead. 😭😅

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