heaven

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• BetaBlake@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Randy Newman approves

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  when making rules it’s important to be as detailed as possible. In this case what does short represents? short related to what? also alcohol imcludes wine, wich all priests drink. Do this mean all priests are going to hell? (yeah we already know they are anyway for javing sex with kids, just making a point)

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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    you got a friend in me

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven

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• ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Did they pull that last bit from the Doors song?

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Define too much pork. Because pork loins are cheap af and pork shoulder is tasty af.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    gonna be some pretty sick BBQ in hell bro, you sure you don’t wanna be there?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    NO SUCH THING

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sucks to suck David, we partying with Goliath up here!

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• beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

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  • joel_feila@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Should not be altered and yet they give it a little snip snip

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Tldr monotheism id boring and toxic

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    in my belief system artwork is a gift and you should carefully adorn yourself. there’s like two of us tho

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• Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dont we welcome alll that and more in hell. We have AC with all the scientists down there.

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• all4one@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Lemmyshortpost

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can’t wait to go to that wonderful place with all the burning and poking!

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• FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Time for me to get a tattoo and eat more pork.

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• ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Short people live longer, that’s the trade off. No heaven

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• xiwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sounds like heaven is not for cool kids

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• Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners have much more fun. Only the good die young

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• ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s not what google ai tells me

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model.

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