“Fuck short people” - Randy Newman
heaven
Submitted 2 months ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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NikolaTeslasPigeon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Heavn is a human construct, so really, nobody’s going there.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Randy Newman is the gatekeeper of heaven?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you got a friend in me
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Define too much pork. Because pork loins are cheap af and pork shoulder is tasty af.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
gonna be some pretty sick BBQ in hell bro, you sure you don’t wanna be there?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NO SUCH THING
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Sucks to suck David, we partying with Goliath up here!
ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did they pull that last bit from the Doors song?
beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
joel_feila@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Should not be altered and yet they give it a little snip snip
Dasus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tldr monotheism id boring and toxic
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
in my belief system artwork is a gift and you should carefully adorn yourself. there’s like two of us tho
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dont we welcome alll that and more in hell. We have AC with all the scientists down there.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Can’t wait to go to that wonderful place with all the burning and poking!
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Time for me to get a tattoo and eat more pork.
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Short people live longer, that’s the trade off. No heaven
all4one@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Lemmyshortpost
xiwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Sounds like heaven is not for cool kids
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners have much more fun. Only the good die young
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s not what google ai tells me
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
The UI quite old. This is the old summary AI model.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs