Fake: no grown man can handle that much chocolate.
Gay: they’re shaped like dicks, a bit, and anon throated over three hundred of them
Unmatched power
Submitted 2 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
It would probably be more impressive if they would feed him not only the left ones.
BritishCynic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I want a diagonal Twix now.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Didn’t get it
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Some day you’ll find the right person.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
You didn’t get it either
Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 day ago
I didn’t get any Twixes either :c
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Not what I meant 😵
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Oh alright, thanks
I guess since I don’t eat twix idk
RejZoR@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Dude ate 329 Twix halves or 164 (and a half) Twixes. That’s one hell of a sugar overload :D
9point6@lemmy.world 2 days ago
We don’t know how long he’s been there—could have been months
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Its actually an experiment to see how long someone can survive off Twix. The administrator is simply keeping the subject entertained with this left right twix discussion.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
123 kcal per Twix is about 40k kcal
about 4 days worth of calories if you’re around 600 lbs
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Anon loves BBC 😋
(C for Chocolate)
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 days ago
Those aren’t guesses.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The text on a Twix wrapper runs in the same direction as the Twix inside, so it’s better to say they’re top and bottom Twix - otherwise it’s ambiguous based on the direction of the packaging.
Also, for double blind experimentation, she shouldn’t know whether it’s a left or a right.
Stamets@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Take it up with Twix themselves. They’re the ones who say they have a left and a right one
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I always top my Twix
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
I side load mine.
FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
This could be a useful way to describe an unopened Twix. But once it’s been opened, the direction of the Twix relative to the opening (with the text being at the top) matters more than the direction relative to the text.
Faceman2K23@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
I’d be throwing in some of the individually wrapped single twix you get in some mixed packs… just to throw them off and add some statistical interest.
sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 2 days ago
This pers9n experiments on humans… /s
Zidane@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Thankfully you added a /s or I would have thought they actually experimented on humans
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 days ago
As long as you can choose to stop eating the Twix at any time, and they don’t encourage you to eat an unhealthy/dangerous amount of them, this would probably be easy to run past an IRB.
StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Wouldn’t you just go by the same alignment as you would on the spine of a book? First letter at the top and read downwards.
randy@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Oddly enough, that convention isn’t universal. Top-to-bottom is typical in the US, UK, and Commonwealth, while bottom-to-top is common in continental Europe and non-anglophone Americas.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 days ago
All this means is that left or right are both the correct answer depending on one’s perspective, on the other hand you are wrong because you open the twix at one end and take either the left or the right one