I absolutely adore my great great grand boss (that’s 4 levels above me… like vice provost level) but dang that email signature is like a page and a half…
Academic email signatures
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billwashere@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I appreciate if they list honorifics, because when I’m including them in a letter, I always have to play the “are they a P.E.?” game
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s for this reason I am certain that the most intelligent people are not members of Mensa.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
As a former mensa member, I always tell people who are considering it that the biggest problem is that mensa is full of people who want to be in mensa.
someacnt@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
I wish I were intelligent, does this mean I am a good fit for Mensa?
billwashere@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I’ve meet Mensa members. Im not sure I wanna be in that group. Not all of them, but A LOT of them.
Here’s a hint. You’ve heard of gaydar right. It’s like a separate sense that some gay people claim they have in being able to detect if others are of a similar fashion? (Yes I understand this could viewed as insensitive but my old gay friends still use it and it’s to illustrate a point so bear with me). Well smart people have it too. Granted I’m not genius level or anything but I can tell when others are what I would consider highly intelligent or necessarily aren’t. Don’t get me wrong, less intelligent people can be interesting AF, but you can usually tell. I sure as shit don’t need a membership to a group I have to pay to join to prove it. If I feel the need to join Mensa to prove I’m intelligent, doesn’t that sorta defeat the purpose?
qaz@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I’ve always imagined it being the Venn diagram intersection of high IQ and arrogance, is that correct?
mcmodknower@programming.dev 1 day ago
One of my profs signed their emailss with just their initials. But not fancy, just the two letters in lowercase with a dot afterwards.
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 1 day ago
A dot afterwards? Now that’s fancy!
ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Where’s the, “my email address in the from field will do”, fall on this? 😂
Evotech@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Ikr, it’s literally my full name@company
adarza@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
with what little email i send these days, this is me. i come from the era where every byte mattered, and i tend to keep mails as short, direct and to the point as i can.
taiyang@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I use Dr. and make a point to, but only because it reminds me of a character from TV which tickles my funny bone.
That, and I tell them “Just Professor is fine, too, it makes me feel like I’m in Fire Emblem Three Houses.”
BigPotato@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
That fact that you mention Three Houses make me think you mention that because you wanna bang your students.
taiyang@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I mean, or murder the ones who won’t have a tea party with me.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
The number of titles I use depends hugely on how much I like someone. More means less.
Squorlple@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
I know who I am! I’m a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!!
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 9 minutes ago
That picture of Ruffalo looks like they told him to pose for a tintype from the 1800s
MimicJar@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
That’s the wonderful thing about Tiggers.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
Wow with the hard r