Yall guess who showed up in my dms

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• fubarx@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get your filthy mitts off her. That’s my future wife. As soon as my check clears, we’re getting married.

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• meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me: I miss MySpace Tom…

  The fediverse: We have MySpace Tom at home.

  MySpace Tom at home:

  Screenshot of my Lemmy inbox. It’s a message from a woman saying:“Hey I’m Nicole! But you can call me the fediverse chick”

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  • loaf@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish I could updoot this twice.

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• waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  me too. i feel so official now, blessed by the grace of fediverse chic

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  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hahaha. I just got my own today as well. I have been graced by the Fediversals

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• PapaIsolation@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I didn’t know this was a thing 20 seconds ago but now I feel left out and I am very cross.

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  • zib@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, friend. She’ll slide into your DMs eventually.

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    • noli@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🤞

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    • PapaIsolation@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She just did. Thank you for believing in me

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This girl lonely as hail

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• swordfish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oli also got the dm. I blockee her because i thought it was some spam account. Is it not?

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  • TimeNaan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is, but everyone on Lemmy got it at some point so she turned into a meme

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    • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I haven’t yet :(

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• PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So whats the scam?

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  • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No scam. She’s just a lonely girl who can’t believe no-one here is taking her seriously… Tragic story as old as time.

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    • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just like that Nigerian prince who has no one to give his fortune to :(

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• CTDummy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Same I was also finally blessed. Godspeed Nicole, Godspeed.

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• fiddlesticks@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crazy how I can’t even get the spam bots interested in me.

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got the first wave then never again 😞

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• other_cat@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now you guys are just doing the work for her.

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• jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Voyager gang represent 🙋

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• breen@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is she real or a spam bot? I’ve gotten it too and just assumed some kind of spam/scam

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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s definitely spam, people are just joking about it

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How is the ol gal

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was going to warn about gazillion “send nudes” and dickpic messages, but I think I’m way too late.

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• coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  !nicole@feddit.org

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• steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone check out her matrix and discord server and report back

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  • B312@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Her discord is basically a default server with no change other than the server picture. She never spoke on it either so it’s not really clear what she’s trying to do. Can’t say much about the matrix server though but I’d assume it’s the same

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    • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thank you for your service 🫡

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      my guess is that it’s purely a test to get people to get Lemmy to be ready to fight actual spam. I mean it’s so obviously spam nobody would think it’s real, especially with how tech literate the average Lemmy user is, right?

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• B312@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She still hasn’t asked me out 😔

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  • jam12705@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Give it time, she only just got to me today. She’s a busy woman typing all these DMs…Shell get to you yet

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• felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Same… smh

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