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Yall guess who showed up in my dms

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • fubarx@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Get your filthy mitts off her. That’s my future wife. As soon as my check clears, we’re getting married.

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  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me: I miss MySpace Tom…

    The fediverse: We have MySpace Tom at home.

    MySpace Tom at home:

    Screenshot of my Lemmy inbox. It’s a message from a woman saying:“Hey I’m Nicole! But you can call me the fediverse chick”

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    • loaf@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wish I could updoot this twice.

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  • waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    me too. i feel so official now, blessed by the grace of fediverse chic

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    • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hahaha. I just got my own today as well. I have been graced by the Fediversals

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  • PapaIsolation@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t know this was a thing 20 seconds ago but now I feel left out and I am very cross.

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    • zib@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t worry, friend. She’ll slide into your DMs eventually.

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      • noli@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        🤞

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      • PapaIsolation@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She just did. Thank you for believing in me

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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This girl lonely as hail

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  • swordfish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oli also got the dm. I blockee her because i thought it was some spam account. Is it not?

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    • TimeNaan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It is, but everyone on Lemmy got it at some point so she turned into a meme

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      • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I haven’t yet :(

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  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So whats the scam?

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    • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No scam. She’s just a lonely girl who can’t believe no-one here is taking her seriously… Tragic story as old as time.

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      • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just like that Nigerian prince who has no one to give his fortune to :(

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  • CTDummy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same I was also finally blessed. Godspeed Nicole, Godspeed.

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  • fiddlesticks@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crazy how I can’t even get the spam bots interested in me.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I got the first wave then never again 😞

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  • other_cat@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now you guys are just doing the work for her.

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  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Voyager gang represent 🙋

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  • breen@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is she real or a spam bot? I’ve gotten it too and just assumed some kind of spam/scam

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    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s definitely spam, people are just joking about it

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How is the ol gal

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was going to warn about gazillion “send nudes” and dickpic messages, but I think I’m way too late.

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  • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    !nicole@feddit.org

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  • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone check out her matrix and discord server and report back

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    • B312@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Her discord is basically a default server with no change other than the server picture. She never spoke on it either so it’s not really clear what she’s trying to do. Can’t say much about the matrix server though but I’d assume it’s the same

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      • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thank you for your service 🫡

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      • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        my guess is that it’s purely a test to get people to get Lemmy to be ready to fight actual spam. I mean it’s so obviously spam nobody would think it’s real, especially with how tech literate the average Lemmy user is, right?

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  • B312@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She still hasn’t asked me out 😔

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    • jam12705@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Give it time, she only just got to me today. She’s a busy woman typing all these DMs…Shell get to you yet

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  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same… smh

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