No one can know my shame

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The term “forever box” makes me feel funny

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, it’s just there until your bofy decomposes and is eaten by the worms. Then over enough time, the wood will rot away leaving your skeleton which in turn will slowly fossilise and then when the sun expands in 5 million years time, the earth will be scorched and then obliterated and your remnants will return to the stars until the universe keeps expansion until no atom of matter can interact with another and the universe fades out.

    Just enjoy the absurdity of it all or get believing in a sky daddy. Either way you won’t have to worry about the forever box.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bones often degrade pretty fast once they are unprotected. If the soil is acidic, those bones are gone, just a matter of time.

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      yay for infinite nothingness! (Except that infinite stretches of time in a probability-oriented universe tend to lead to funny effects down the road and even the most remote chances of literally anything possible happening practically become 100% instantaneously when dealing with such time-spans, so more likely than not, the moment you die you wake up in some entirely new, equally improbable and inscrutable type of reality with no memory of what happened before, and there’s no guarantee that such an experience will be better or worse than your present one.)

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    • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Isn’t that 5 billion years? 5 million is pretty fast

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    • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Three orders of magnitude. 1->10 is one order. 1->100 is two. And so on.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t have to get in the forever box because I’m Homer Simp- Image

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• jpreston2005@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Box is looking real comfortable, AND I don’t have to get back up once I find a good position??

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “There’s that word again; heavy. Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravitational pull in the future?”

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    • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Perhaps Marty was predicting America’s obesity epidemic.

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• QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are people tweeting this at Elon yet?

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If fits, I sits.

  Wait, what if I have a skill issue & haven’t fucked up yet?

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  • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let us fucky wucky together! Looks really comfortable…

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Omg, imagine how you don’t have to work or eat etc anymore, how people just leave you alone! … well, perhaps not all people leave alone, but still ‘had sex, doesn’t matter’.

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• Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  !reactionmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m just coming back from someone’s funerals, he’s in the box and he didn’t even do anything

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• Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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