The term “forever box” makes me feel funny
No one can know my shame
Submitted 5 weeks ago by phudgins@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Don’t worry, it’s just there until your bofy decomposes and is eaten by the worms. Then over enough time, the wood will rot away leaving your skeleton which in turn will slowly fossilise and then when the sun expands in 5 million years time, the earth will be scorched and then obliterated and your remnants will return to the stars until the universe keeps expansion until no atom of matter can interact with another and the universe fades out.
Just enjoy the absurdity of it all or get believing in a sky daddy. Either way you won’t have to worry about the forever box.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Bones often degrade pretty fast once they are unprotected. If the soil is acidic, those bones are gone, just a matter of time.
ameancow@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
yay for infinite nothingness! (Except that infinite stretches of time in a probability-oriented universe tend to lead to funny effects down the road and even the most remote chances of literally anything possible happening practically become 100% instantaneously when dealing with such time-spans, so more likely than not, the moment you die you wake up in some entirely new, equally improbable and inscrutable type of reality with no memory of what happened before, and there’s no guarantee that such an experience will be better or worse than your present one.)
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Isn’t that 5 billion years? 5 million is pretty fast
letsgo@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Three orders of magnitude. 1->10 is one order. 1->100 is two. And so on.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
jpreston2005@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Box is looking real comfortable, AND I don’t have to get back up once I find a good position??
Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“There’s that word again; heavy. Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravitational pull in the future?”
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Perhaps Marty was predicting America’s obesity epidemic.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Are people tweeting this at Elon yet?
Sergio@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
!reactionmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
If fits, I sits.
Wait, what if I have a skill issue & haven’t fucked up yet?
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 4 weeks ago
Let us fucky wucky together! Looks really comfortable…
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Omg, imagine how you don’t have to work or eat etc anymore, how people just leave you alone! … well, perhaps not all people leave alone, but still ‘had sex, doesn’t matter’.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’m just coming back from someone’s funerals, he’s in the box and he didn’t even do anything
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
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finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
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