Anon compares Harry and Ron

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• rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  triwizard champion

  you mean the tournament where all his real competition was taken out by voldemort?

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  • Zana@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A win is a win.

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  • Float@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You don’t win the Daytona 500 without a few cars wrecking

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• schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The books imply that Harry doesn’t find Hermione very attractive. (Remember: Hermione isn’t Emma Watson.)

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  • Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    fake: The books forgot Hermiones buck teeth gay: Harry doesn’t find Emma Watson attractive.

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• LolaCat@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t forget ron was also British

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They all were?

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So was Harry?

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Harry was from Surrey doesnt count.

      Im a Californian I am just talking shit with no backing.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And Potter had Harry palms

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• SARGE@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I genuinely think the author just put those two together because they knew everyone was expecting Harr-mione to happen. Tried to subvert expectations.

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  • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    IIRC, she said it was wish fulfillment on her part, with Hermione standing in for JKR and Ron being like someone JKR liked when she was younger.

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  • straightjorkin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, she was very reactionary with her writing book to book.

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• Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Harry potter doesn’t really fit into the chosen one archetype any more than anyone else. The only person that “chose” him is his mom, which makes him equally special to almost every other person on the planet.

  Anyway, fuck jk rowling

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  • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Trelawney made a prophecy and Voldemort decided Harry fit the bill, although Neville also met the criteria. Voldemort went to the Potter house to kill Harry, end his biggest rival before he could grow up, and create a horcrux from the murder of his enemy. Voldemort chose Harry.

    Also these books are so fucking racist. “Cho chang”. We should stop talking about them.

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    • njm1314@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So much writing has been done about how Cho Chang is a perfectly reasonable name that I don’t even understand how it’s still out there. It’s amazing how disinformation Never Dies.

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    • Acters@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It would have been funny af to watch Neville Longbottom as the main character of the series and the marketing hype train having to tiptoe the last name. I know Harry Potter as a name sounds better but imagine everyone dressing up as Neville for Halloween

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    • rainrain@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Otoh, the outrage of anonymous online muppets is literally cheaper than dirt. So I’ll take the fabulous writer with the proven track record, thanks.

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    • TomAwsm@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Seamus Finnigan”

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  • SorteKanin@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The only person that “chose” him is his mom, which makes him equally special to almost every other person on the planet.

    Honestly it’s kinda fucked that in the HP universe, apparently no other mother than Lily loved their child enough to sacrifice themselves and use this love protection magic on them.

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    • Wetstew@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s a shame, seems like it would have been super easy to handwave, but they never do.

      Voldemore’s soul was uniquely shattered and was apparently freshly injured to make another horcrux after murdering Harry’s family, the cruelty he showed in giving her multiple outs to abandon her son, most likely to kill her anyway.

      Holy/white magic is such a cool element in a magic system, especially with how undercooked HP’s is. “This wizard was particularly fucked and unknowingly was the perfect catalyst for white magic to spontaneously manifest to correct”

      Like, there was food on the table, and she has wizards shitting themselves despite the castle having bathrooms.

      I haven’t said it today, so: fuck JKR for being a transphobic asshole.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s only in the movies though. In the books, Harry is around same height as Ron but lankier.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As illustrated in the pictures?

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    • Forester@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah iirc quidditch scenes.

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• selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Harry Potter connoisseurs bragging around a greentext. Typical beta move.

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• rovingnothing29@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This whole Hermonie thing feels like the new Rei vs Asuka. People are going to get worked up over this for the next 40 years for no reason.

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