What is acceptable amount of microplastics you would allow into your brain?

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• Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  1,000,000 ppm

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  • Pacrat173@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dr evil it’s 2025 there’s far more microplastics in everyone’s brains already

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  • GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    maniacal laugh

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• Buffalox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Plastic is very durable, will it make my brain last longer?
  Also plasticity of the brain is a crucial function, if it benefits the plasticity that would be great too.

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It, checks notes, makes you stupid.

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    • Buffalox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is not a matter for personal action.
      It’s up to environmental scientists to figure out how we can deal with it, and then it’s up to lawmakers to make the laws accordingly.

      Of course if you are in the USA you are probably on your own. 🤔

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    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Please post a picture of the tag on the shirt you are wearing right now.

      The overwhelming majority of microplastics in your body are polyester fibers, and most of those originally came from textiles.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      we could control it if we took it seriously

      I doubt that. It’s already too late. It’s literally everywhere.

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• LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  42 microplastics.

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  • xapr@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    420 microplastics?

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    • fuzzy_feeling@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      all i can do is 69 microplastics…

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s the answer

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• bobslaede@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  0

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  • breadsmasher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    < 1

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You cannot choose what the world throws at you so the acceptable amount is the amount that doesn’t cause a problem

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What if you have no idea what that amount is?

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    • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Them you either don’t know enough about the subject to do anything about it, or it doesn’t matter

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• Scolding7300@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  All of it, if it helps with neuroplasticity

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• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  As many as I have now? They aren’t coming out and I don’t plan to off myself because of that.

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  6, maybe 7

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I got some fucking bad news for all yall

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What, they ain’t got that many? Fuck. Can I at least have one?

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• adespoton@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  6,597,436. I’d leave the 6,597,437th huddling out in the cold.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Poor guy

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• konalt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  at least 2

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• eatham@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Preferably none, but I guess the max would be when it began affecting brain function.

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• Tronn4@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  7

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• HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  69. Dude.

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• LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How many plastics does it take to get high?

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    420

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• jagged_circle@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  See also lead. Its similarly in all of us.

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• queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  As many as I can fit.

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• LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  9mm

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• SolidShake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  0%

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• jagged_circle@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Tree fiddy

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  100%. I’m trying to convert my brain matter into an acceptable substrate for circuitry.

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  • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You probably need microsilicons for circuits. Microplastics are similar to micropotato.

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    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nah, I can just implant the chips. Need an insulator as substrate for mounting the components.

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• burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Enough to kill an elephant

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