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What is acceptable amount of microplastics you would allow into your brain?

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1,000,000 ppm

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    • Pacrat173@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dr evil it’s 2025 there’s far more microplastics in everyone’s brains already

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    • GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      maniacal laugh

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  • Buffalox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plastic is very durable, will it make my brain last longer?
    Also plasticity of the brain is a crucial function, if it benefits the plasticity that would be great too.

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It, checks notes, makes you stupid.

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      • Buffalox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is not a matter for personal action.
        It’s up to environmental scientists to figure out how we can deal with it, and then it’s up to lawmakers to make the laws accordingly.

        Of course if you are in the USA you are probably on your own. 🤔

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      • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Please post a picture of the tag on the shirt you are wearing right now.

        The overwhelming majority of microplastics in your body are polyester fibers, and most of those originally came from textiles.

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      • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        we could control it if we took it seriously

        I doubt that. It’s already too late. It’s literally everywhere.

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  • LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    42 microplastics.

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    • xapr@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      420 microplastics?

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      • fuzzy_feeling@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        all i can do is 69 microplastics…

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s the answer

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  • bobslaede@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    0

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    • breadsmasher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      < 1

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You cannot choose what the world throws at you so the acceptable amount is the amount that doesn’t cause a problem

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What if you have no idea what that amount is?

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      • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Them you either don’t know enough about the subject to do anything about it, or it doesn’t matter

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  • Scolding7300@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All of it, if it helps with neuroplasticity

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As many as I have now? They aren’t coming out and I don’t plan to off myself because of that.

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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    6, maybe 7

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I got some fucking bad news for all yall

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      • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What, they ain’t got that many? Fuck. Can I at least have one?

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  • adespoton@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    6,597,436. I’d leave the 6,597,437th huddling out in the cold.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Poor guy

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  • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    at least 2

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  • eatham@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Preferably none, but I guess the max would be when it began affecting brain function.

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  • Tronn4@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    7

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    1. Dude.
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  • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How many plastics does it take to get high?

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      420

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  • jagged_circle@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    See also lead. Its similarly in all of us.

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  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As many as I can fit.

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  • LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    9mm

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  • SolidShake@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    0%

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  • jagged_circle@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tree fiddy

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    100%. I’m trying to convert my brain matter into an acceptable substrate for circuitry.

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    • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You probably need microsilicons for circuits. Microplastics are similar to micropotato.

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      • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nah, I can just implant the chips. Need an insulator as substrate for mounting the components.

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  • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Enough to kill an elephant

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