America calls for aid

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• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There was a Fiat on fire on the side of the road earlier. Italy answers the call!

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  • Cobrachicken@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah they were calling for help, too.

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  • Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fiat isn’t Italian anymore

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• someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where was America when the freedom fries fell?

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  • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jondor will answer! eh Jandalf?

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s jaters, precious??

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    America is kill?

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• railwhale@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The MacSignal

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Canada pretends to not be home

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I won’t be concerned until I see the KFC bucket on fire

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    KFC bucket on fire

    2026 Olympic flame.

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And nobody will answer.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When stalin had a heart attack, no doctor dared risking saving him.

    Kind of appropriate for America to die of a heart attack.

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I pledge allegiance to the flaming M of the United States of America, and to the Dictatorship for which it stands, one sundered Nation Forced under God, indivisible, without liberty nor justice for all

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh Say Can You See
    By The Dawn’s Early Light
    What So Proudly We Hailed
    In The Twilight’s Last Gleaming
    Bacon Stripes and Burger Buns
    Through The Ravenous Night
    On The Ramparts We Ate
    Its Fat Glisteningly Streaming

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gandalf first needs to purge the orange gremling from the white house.

  Has anyone seen Bernies cape and staff?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nope. Just his mittens.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Id like to order a NATO burger with real freedom fries this time

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• mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And Rohan will answer: Daga kotowaru

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  May McDonald’s burn to the ground! Good riddance!

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• HurlingDurling@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If this was in the south, it would be a waffle house sign

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• Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thoughts and prayers

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• themakara@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I first read bacon lol

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• uis@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aurora’s fire

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