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America calls for aid

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cm0002@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There was a Fiat on fire on the side of the road earlier. Italy answers the call!

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    • Cobrachicken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah they were calling for help, too.

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    • Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fiat isn’t Italian anymore

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  • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where was America when the freedom fries fell?

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    • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jondor will answer! eh Jandalf?

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      • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What’s jaters, precious??

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      America is kill?

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  • railwhale@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The MacSignal

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Canada pretends to not be home

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I won’t be concerned until I see the KFC bucket on fire

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      KFC bucket on fire

      2026 Olympic flame.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And nobody will answer.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When stalin had a heart attack, no doctor dared risking saving him.

      Kind of appropriate for America to die of a heart attack.

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I pledge allegiance to the flaming M of the United States of America, and to the Dictatorship for which it stands, one sundered Nation Forced under God, indivisible, without liberty nor justice for all

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh Say Can You See
      By The Dawn’s Early Light
      What So Proudly We Hailed
      In The Twilight’s Last Gleaming
      Bacon Stripes and Burger Buns
      Through The Ravenous Night
      On The Ramparts We Ate
      Its Fat Glisteningly Streaming

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gandalf first needs to purge the orange gremling from the white house.

    Has anyone seen Bernies cape and staff?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nope. Just his mittens.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Id like to order a NATO burger with real freedom fries this time

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  • mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And Rohan will answer: Daga kotowaru

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    May McDonald’s burn to the ground! Good riddance!

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  • HurlingDurling@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If this was in the south, it would be a waffle house sign

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  • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thoughts and prayers

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  • themakara@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I first read bacon lol

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  • uis@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aurora’s fire

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