I hate to admit that I’d probably watch this

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• harrybo93@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sorry, you’d watch what exactly?

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Australia creatures breeding Florida man.

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Considering that it’s illegal to fuck porcupines in Florida, and that law was created for a reason… yes, they totally would.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    we all know florida man doesn’t follow the law

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    there go my plans for the day (I live in Florida)

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    • Zron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You must have moved their recently, because everyone knows Florida Man doesn’t comprehend mortal laws

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The spiders would steal meth from the Florida men then ride Emus into battle.

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When you start seeing alligator eating pythons catching rides around on kangaroos backs you know they are gearing up.

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Breed”, to me, reads as a biological process to create progeny.

  Florida-mans fuck.

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I like how the plural of ‘Florida-man’ is ‘Florids-mans’

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Creatures implies all the humans, so the methed up bogans too.

  Eh Florida Man has a pretty good shot tbh

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Everything in Australia is capable and willing to kill you.

  Australian fauna would win.

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• Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh god, I can see the ai generated porn already

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It would cause a nukeclear explosion that could destroy only the internet

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• loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’d say Florida man wins because they’ve got a Blue Öyster Cult song.

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Florida used blue cross blue shield, the animals all died from depression.

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