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I hate to admit that I’d probably watch this

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • harrybo93@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sorry, you’d watch what exactly?

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Australia creatures breeding Florida man.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Considering that it’s illegal to fuck porcupines in Florida, and that law was created for a reason… yes, they totally would.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      we all know florida man doesn’t follow the law

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      there go my plans for the day (I live in Florida)

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      • Zron@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You must have moved their recently, because everyone knows Florida Man doesn’t comprehend mortal laws

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The spiders would steal meth from the Florida men then ride Emus into battle.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When you start seeing alligator eating pythons catching rides around on kangaroos backs you know they are gearing up.

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Breed”, to me, reads as a biological process to create progeny.

    Florida-mans fuck.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like how the plural of ‘Florida-man’ is ‘Florids-mans’

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  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Creatures implies all the humans, so the methed up bogans too.

    Eh Florida Man has a pretty good shot tbh

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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everything in Australia is capable and willing to kill you.

    Australian fauna would win.

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  • Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh god, I can see the ai generated porn already

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would cause a nukeclear explosion that could destroy only the internet

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  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d say Florida man wins because they’ve got a Blue Öyster Cult song.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Florida used blue cross blue shield, the animals all died from depression.

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