Please give balls the appreciation they deserve

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not gay if a kid’s on the way.

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Broke: stop touching pregnant women without their consent

  Woke: touch their sperm-doner’s balls instead

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sperm-doner

    Listen I’m all for culinary experimentation, but that dish shall remain untested.

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    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll keep my fetus-kebab thanks

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    • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🤮

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did you shake them as a true gesture of manly respect?

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Flick them to test the reflex works

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How do you know if they’re fake? Do they sound hollow? Do they ding or ping or something?

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not too much love though, that’s gay.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s sexist AF. Just because I’m constantly giving my buddy’s balls a little caress and sometimes a little kiss doesn’t mean I’m gay. That’s the same as saying that when women touch a pregnant woman’s belly / uterus that they are gay - are you suggesting they are all gay??!

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not gay until you touch the dick

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I need one of those “where do you draw the line” memes but with the balls and penis

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• AreolaGrundle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck yeah homie rdx came in clutch after bacon reader died

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah show them some love, kiss the balls

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• Melt@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not everyday you get to touch a baby bump. People just make excuse to get to touch it

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• LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your mom knows how to give balls the attention they deserve.

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nice balls dude

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