Get stoned.

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Good lord, this looks impossible to keep clean.

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I made a mistake once, and bought a textured linoleum with stones like that. It looked nice and natural, until I understood that if you drop something, or there’s a puddle of oil or other stuff, it’s super hard to notice that, so you eventually step on it

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    • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The last apartment I had, the landlord at some point had put very rough outdoor quartz tiles in the kitchen. They were porous and had crevices everywhere so were impossible to keep clean. Our routine became vacuuming for regular cleaning, mopping any sticky spots when needed, and getting on our hands and knees once a year to scrub the tile with soap and brushes. It was the only way to actually clean the tile and the tile would change colors every time we did it. Did I mention that this tile has been installed over 3 more layers of flooring? Classic landlord special apartment.

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• spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “How’s your relationship?”

  “It’s rocky.”

  “Care to elaborate?”

  “I mean, it’s really in the shitter.”

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• Forester@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  When the Moss and mildew and mold grow in, it just adds to the naturalism

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• cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Thanks, I hate it.

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• exploitedamerican@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Imagine all your shits becoming the grout that holds this stone toilet together after a decade of dumps.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I just fainted dead away.

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• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I like that it’s environmentally friendly. When you’re done you can just slide your ass along the seat to scrape yourself clean.

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• Anissem@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A black light would blind you in this room

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• riskable@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Talk about taking your bathroom for granite!

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  • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Morty: “GRANT-ed! Rick, did you think it was granite!? To think you were some kind of rock or boulder person. I can’t believe you didn’t know the right word was granted.”

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• Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He’s too stoned, Nintendo

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• Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How do I flush this?

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I mean, ok. But why the toilet?!

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think it’s a bidet

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• MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Rock solid solution

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• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This makes me want to throw up and break shit.

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This makes me want to throw shit and break up.

    (╯°□°)╯( ┻━┻

    I’m sorry tacosanonymous. It’s over.

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• Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This will rock your world

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What is that down in teh corner, a wheel arch? Is this installed in the bed of a pickup truck?

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• Pumafred9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Where’s the flusher?!

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  • DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Looks like a bidet not a toilet, see the tap handles?

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    • Pumafred9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I do now!

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I can feel the pinches just looking at it.

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