Beer, I summon thee

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• Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is your refrigerator running?

  Yes?

  Then you’d better go catch it!

  Shit fuck there it goes.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why do I want to catch it? It’s going to Greg on the other side of the house.

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Soon

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• GhiLA@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  gets stuck on a floor runner you hear some horrible mechanical noise pop

  Well, there goes $5k.

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• kboy101222@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As someone trying to lose weight, please never ever release this. Please. I won’t make it.

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  • Nindelofocho@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They should makes a mode where it runs away from you when you try to get to it like the classic prank call

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  • hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, doe it run?
  • Only when you call it.

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• Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gonk.

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  • M33@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gonk

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• nepenthes@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  WALL-E!

  EVE!!

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Tetsuo!

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Then you must answer these security questions three

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• janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  isn’t when you’re high exactly the time you’d want the fridge to come to you? lol

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• normanwall@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just had a great fucking idea

  A little cutout corner of the fridge that spins and always keeps the fridge insulated but easily pushes a single item out with the rotating area, and isn’t too violent (eg a vending machine). Hard to describe I’d probably have to draw it.

  Then a little robot could hold out its tray to have the item pushed onto its tray and bring it to me.

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• terraborra@lemmy.nz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  requium for a dream intensifies

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nah, you don’t just call it “beer”, hive it a butler’s name, and if you can’t think of any name, use this guide:

  youtu.be/56CE36ehg3Q

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• M33@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When you see what roomba can do with dog sh*t, a device this wide and this slow will do nicely 🤭

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• Bashnagdul@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dutch did it first youtu.be/gjAZ5esOBZw?si=6k8geyJ1Bw5Pp8Pt

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  • Verqix@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Preceding commercial for context: youtu.be/yIutgtzwhAc

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Chill out, Nat, it only comes if you call it. Add to that, it’d be pretty dope to have it deliver drinks and snacks while you’re couchlocked.

  Get your shit together, Nat.

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