Here are some tips for making fried rice:

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll assume they’re talking about breaking up clumps instead of the thing a serial killer would do and then just phrased it poorly.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It literally says each grain of rice, what they mean does not matter.

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    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What they mean does not matter.

      Nearly every internet comment section for the last thirty years summed up in one line.

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which would be a poor but not completely unreasonable way to describe what happens when you squish a clump to split it into individual grains so the oil can cook it evenly instead of making an oily white rice ball that has a fried outer surface.

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So you need rice that’s dried out to prevent clumping.
  Rince, then soak it in water, to prevent it from clumping and drying out.
  Then fry each grain seperately, cause otherwise it’ll clump anyway.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is how the robots take over. They’re going to make us all busy frying individual rice grains.

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  • thawed_caveman@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh i thought you were writing lyrics

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you an ant?

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    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.

      Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In some cases, enough not only for the guy eating it, but also for multiple people taking a bath in a nearby pond, about to come to your little house to eat free food in a while.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  Take frozen fish sticks out of the packaging and fry for 5-7 minutes from all sides.

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Like this: Image

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  • JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where do I get one blue grain of rice

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    • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With wheat a blue/purple grain means there is mold in it and when you eat it you will start to heavily hallucinate… After which you would die. There are stories of crazy people in the dark ages, turning bad on the streets before they died. Turned out they ate wheat with this spore in it.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You have mold on the on the top right, and you burned some.

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    • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ah shit, what’s why it tasted so weird

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nobody gave the AI a time limit.

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• trespasser69@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Google AI sucks. Recomending you put 1/8 cup glue on pizza which turns out the result was from 11y old Reddit comment by u/fucksmith

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “out and becoming hard”?

  Ok, but I don’t see how this improves the rice.

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well I got that step right

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• affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  this seems reasonable to me. how many pieces of rice are you guys trying to fry at a time? you really don’t need more than 30 to fill up a spoon.

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• Player2@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I haven’t heard of rinsing and soaking leftover cooked rice before

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you telling me you’re questioning an AI that has no concept of hunger or taste or what cooking is on a matter of cooking?

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    • Player2@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just thought it was interesting to only circle the bottom absurdity ^-^

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• MurderCapitalism@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes, this bs: AI makes OCD even much worse.

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