Million dollar idea

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• donuts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not accurate enough. All the piss and sweat would mean lost weight too.

  It should be measured the same way calories are measured: dehydrate it, weight it, and then explode it inside a machine. I wanna see how many calories go in and how many calories go out.

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Now we’re shitposting!

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How much do you sweat during a poop??

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    • veroxii@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Depends on the size of the poop I guess? Probably some linear relationship so if you could model it over time you can then correct your toilet seat scale readings

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• Corigan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What the actual fuck is with all the fucking censorship that doesn’t cover up a fucking thing.

  This shit trend is fucking to fucking much.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

    It’s not much, but it’s honest work ❤️

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    • donuts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yoo you again, great work!

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can only imagine there must be some site out there that detects text for censorship. Seems ridiculous to me.

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  • gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’d crazy the US society us gettinger extremer with what is allowed to say publicly while at the same time censoring more and more curse words

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    • accideath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      „We can’t swear on the internet or show boobies on TV! Why won’t anyone think of the children!?! Also, here’s a hello kitty themed automatic rifle for your 7 year old.“

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The history of censorship is littered in the most braindead contradictions like that.

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• jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Stop censoring fucking like a cunty assdick shitbitch, please and thank you.

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    People are playing the algorithm on other sites, they’ll keep doing it till it stops working.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bum

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• ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I weighed myself before and after a colonoscopy prep just do I could calculate how full of shit I really am. Turns out just about everybody was wrong. I’m less than 1% shit. Take that fuckers.

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fucking*

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• x00z@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  why not poop on a normal scale?

  that’s how i’ve been doing it

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I prefer to poop on a logarithmic scale.

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    People are so weird

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just be a normal hygienic human being and shit directly on your digital kitchen scale.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Have you ever been pooping so much that you flush halfway through because you know it can’t handle the entire poop in one flush?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m not risking a flood when I’ve still got torpedoes in the tube

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  • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have not, but I do employ the courtesy flush to spare other public restroom users some of my shit stank

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mostly scream in agony to make it weird.

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• zarkanian@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You are allowed to say sweary words on the Internet.

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• AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Can’t believe people are censoring the fuck word on social media now

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