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• calhoon2005@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn. The new Cure album is really good. Feel like I need to watch the Crow or something.

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• useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  a Christmas Turkey has been ordered 🦃

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• CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s a strawberry kinda night. 🍓

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is that soju in those glasses? They look massive.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Soju yes in standard shot glasses

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• Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m listening the “The Nightland” by WH Hodgeson. Don’t know if I can stand the bondage and very sexual double entendres much longer. 🫤 I thought this was hard core science fiction gothic fiction. 🫥🤯😹

  They are quite long involved chapters that seem to be perfectly paced and timed to rub one out …lol

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Jesus Vaseline christ

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      he calls it “ointment”

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wow okay, that language turns me off 😂 pretentious and flowery, contrasted with the sexually explicit content? 🤢

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      other than the weird daddy mommy issues, the he-man stuff, the helpless delicate female stuff , the bondage stuff and the weird language, and these are only a few chapters so far out of many chapters

      other than that it’s a great story well told

      ( written in 1913 it predates Howard /Conan the Barbarian by 20 years )

      "But I was greatly stiff on my waking … " …lol

      what it makes much funnier for me is that this guy has the same voice and accent as Peter Cook.

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I didn’t know science fiction entailed that…

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      There was that one Philp Jose Farmer book.

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How very Shakespearean country matters. I’m all in for some good smut, but stuff written circuitously to avoid the censors doesn’t do it at all. No horny hobbits.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Odd that you would speak of hobbits , the first half of the book be very much like the journey to erebor, very very

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• RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I thought very seriously about calling in sick for today. But I think that at the start of every shift 🤣 A nice tatts win so I can stop working for real would be really nice.

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  • Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Flat as a tack. Unfortunately, I was the idiot who said yes to helping this morning. Oh, well, only 4 hours (not including getting up and travel…)

    A Tatts win? Wouldn’t that be nice.

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    • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Four hours sounds lovely, I’m on for 12. Which means meal prep for two meals every shift, which gets a bit time consuming. A nice four hour shift you can generally get away with no meal prep at all!

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• TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So after the bullshit day I’ve had, this fucking Christmas thing comes back up again. My brother in law kinda got up my and the Mrs sat there are just said nothing despite multiple requests for her input.

  Yeah… good thing we’ve got a couples therapy session coming up. To say I’m pissed off and hurt is an understatement.

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  • DolphinLundgrin@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is why I hate xmas, everyone just seems to use it as a reason to hate you, for failing to meet terms that only exist in their mind.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    🤨

    she should be having your back just like she would like to have your back

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  • Nath@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The spreadsheet of gifts has already started on this end. I need to get up to three gifts for each person (One from wife and I, then 1-2 from the kids). There are two Christmas parties this year, and the in-law side is going to be so big this year, the adults are doing a secret santa to reduce the gift load at least amongst ourselves.

    That leaves me buying 25-35ish gifts just for the extended family. Not including the four of us. Experience has taught me that leaving the shopping to the last week before Christmas is a terrible plan. Oh! And the final week of November has a kids’ birthday, Sister’s birthday, Niece’s birthday, Father-in-law’s birthday and our Wedding Anniversary. Gotta get through all that before I really start stressing about Christmas.

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    • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      far out that is… yeah no way I’d be into that.

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• Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Watching tv and thought I was watching a feel good romance.

  No. It’s turning slowly into dating a full on psychopath.

  2nd time this has happened. Why can’t I have just a feel good happy movie!

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  • indisin@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you don’t mind something comedy drama instead, “The Intern” on repeat works.

    Or you can just watch The Great British Bake Off, even when the contestants go there’s nothing but love and adoration. They cry cus they’re losing being able to spend all day with their new best friends.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You silly. People aren’t allowed to be happy anymore.

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    • indisin@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Stardust also works!

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    • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I switched channels. Was going to put on a movie but the movie on the other channel was ok.

      Nah I can’t do those reality shows. Worst kind of fake for me.

      Got distracted by some other stuff so what was ok and I’m going to make myself another delicious coffee and busy myself in a game for a bit.

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What is it?

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    • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Didn’t realise at the time because al I did was turn on the tv but I checked later as it was clearly headed into the psychotic stage and found out the movie was called A Date with Danger.

      Switched channels shortly after.

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• Pilk@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I thought it was burrito night

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m hungry 😔

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• LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Going to ask the managers if I can max out or at least come close to maxing out my hours over the peak trade. Hoping they say yes! But they probably won’t. I guess it will be worth a shot.

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• LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Everyone’s home from work and I’m going to work. Fun times, hopefully won’t be too busy, I say, knowing it’s a Friday night.

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• Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I ate at Yaki Jin in Kew this week. They do an all you can eat for $50. I like that their menu is not OTT, but pretty much has all the staples.

  Meating in the CBD is similar, it because it’s more buffet style I always want to eat eeevvvrrrything, if I’m a little ambivalent about it.

  Thinking I really dig Yaki Jin because I want to eat there again, like now. Hahaha.

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    in Kew

    technically kew east otherwise known as far kew.

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    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I see what you did there

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  • Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Looks like a place I wanna go 👀

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    • Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think you’d enjoy!

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• Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  TV Review. Paul T Goldman. Series. Stan.

  This was really weird, like the weirdest thing I have seen for a while.

  A misogynistic anti-social personality disordered man is prey to a con woman . He goes on the war path and his fragile ego leads him to invent a huge international organised crime conspiracy rather than saying to himself, “I was a foolish idiot and got ripped off because I am a hater who will believe anyone who panders to my prejudices”. And then he write books and a screenplay, makes himself to be James Bond. He becomes a bit pathetic and it’s more and more obvious he is not all there.

  The last half hour is like that episode of Married With Children where the Bundys try to sell a story and the tv producers see through them easily.

  It’s easy to pity Paul, the disordered are often pitied because it is so obvious they are broken, until you remember he stalked people and slandered people causing real harm. He saved no one.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I watched this a few weeks and my thoughts were exactly the same as yours. It’s like he didn’t want his story to end and the production company thought “fuck it. We’re getting paid for this shit regardless”.

    5/5 hobbits for weirdness.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is what you get when a personality disordered person writes the story. A story that is hard to comprehend.

      The last 30 minutes are when reality lands as the producer tells the real fact based story with actual proof.

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• CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love this song

  youtu.be/_oyBnvibWEY

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  • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh yaas…I love this one youtu.be/zI_SBAkdKzc

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Loooove Babylon

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• bacon@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Beep Beep 🚚
  🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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  • indisin@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I had fish n chips last night and it was gross. Woke up to find the birds got at the strawberries again, so some strawberries please chef?

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓

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  • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A family sized pizza and a strawberry pie with lots of cream, please.

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

      🍓🥧🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛

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  • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Burger please Chef and a coffee please.

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      🍔

      ☕️

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  • Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ll get a creamy mushroom and chicken sauce served on mashed potato instead of pasta

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      🥛🍄‍🟫🍄🍗🍯
      🔨🥔

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• melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve just seen something about everyone getting age verified for social media, not just kids. Not sure if it’s a reliable source but it’s got me a bit worried. I really don’t want to link my government id to social media.

  I might have to download all my pics just in case I don’t get let back in. Overwhelming prospect.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    will never happen

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    • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I really hope not

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• CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sweet Honey - Slightly Stoopid

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• LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I was serving a customer before and the customer behind them started complimenting their tattoos. The customer gave us a tattoo tour, and then I left them to chat whilst I found the product they wanted. I like seeing wholesome exchanges :)

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• Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Apparently pokemon are terrifying because you’ve never seen one poop, therefore feeding them candy might cause them to go off like a claymore

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Explodes

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    All pokemon poo turns into a Grimer or Muk eventually. Even their poo is Pokemons lol

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pokepoo!

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  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What happens if you feed the Pop Rocks?

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The mind boggles

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• Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hang on, isn’t it the 15th?

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  • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    the ides

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fixed, thank you!!!

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    • Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ahaha, NP. I just thought I was losing my mind.

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