Do not let her dorito hands touch your dick! Don’t let em!
Cleanliness is more important
Submitted 4 days ago by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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JoShmoe@ani.social 4 days ago
dditty@lemm.ee 4 days ago
The penis would be fine, it’s the controller that matters
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Doritos hands touch my dick all the time…
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 days ago
That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s ok if she uses chopsticks!
laz@lemmy.umucat.day 3 days ago
We need c/sounding
xavier666@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Yes, the small particles hurt like hell like low power bee stings…or so I have been told
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Keep your dick beaters off of me!
Wolf314159@startrek.website 4 days ago
Chopsticks. Use them. It takes a little practice, but they are perfect for snacking, especially popcorn. Cheetos are easiest of the chips, but others are possible. No more residue on your finger tips, or the backs of your hands from reaching into the bag. I also switched to chopsticks for things like salads (fruit or vege variety), noodles, and getting olives and such out of jars. Even a good stew or chili can be eaten with chopsticks and a spoon. Now I just need to get better at using chopsticks with my nondominant hand.
lemmur@szmer.info 3 days ago
Finally a fellow chopstick ninja. I knew I wasn’t the only one!
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Fellow chopstick master checking in. I’ve been told by a TON of expats that I could make a decent amount of money just eating as an extra in Japanese/Korean/Chinese television/film. I might have considered it in my 20s, but not now that I’m almost retired.
Szyler@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I use a fork to eat cheesedoodles. They are perfectly porous for the fork to pierce Adhd stick
LePoisson@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Seconding chopsticks, they’re a little tricky to use but you get used to them with practice. It’s nice to not have gross hands after snacking.
Or you can also go the whole I’m a gross monster route and just shake the bag into your mouth, I’m certainly guilty of that.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
And I guess if you really don’t wanna put in the chopsticks practice time you could get those “trainer” ones for kids that are essentially tongs.
Not gonna look too sophisticated with em at a restaurant but they work well enough for snacks at home. I’ve been using chopsticks for awhile so I can’t remember how long it took to feel proficient, but I’m always for lazier alternatives 👍
LANIK2000@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Hehe, no offense to my gf, but yea, it do be like that.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 days ago
When drag was growing up, all of the siblings had assigned controllers. Drag made sure of that. The little ones got to touch their own greasy filth, and drag’s was nice and clean. If drag had to touch a sibling’s controller, drag needed to wash drag’s claws or it wouldn’t feel right.
HKPiax@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Imma be the weird one: I use my tongue when I eat chips. I get a bowl, I fill it with cips, and then I stick my tongue like a frog onto one at a time, and it sticks a little bit, enough for me to bring it in and eat it.
It’s weird but my hands are always squeaky clean so idgaf
pinkystew@reddthat.com 3 days ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 3 days ago
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HKPiax@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I do
Loudly
beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Asking the real questions
AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 3 days ago
Same, but with popcorn
atkion@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I use chopsticks with popcorn
JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Yup I do the same thing with popcorn… At least when I get the popcorn initially from concessions.