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Pweaty pwease 🥺

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨vinyl@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hi, i’d like to unread your post please

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  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • EMHIPresume@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s that from?

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      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        barbie

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  • slartibartfast@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That doesn’t sound like Trump, someone Trumpify it.

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    • OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So Elon tells me… he tells me… please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I’m the greatest, the greatest at edging. I’m all for it but… these people… you can’t let 'em have it that easy… you really can’t

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      • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it’s too “on topic”. He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don’t know, how much he hates immigrants.

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      • lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can tell it really happened because he did not add „Sir“.

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      • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.

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  • Metype@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks for absolutely ruining my kink. Now I need to go find a new one.

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    • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hear testicle torture is what all the hip kids are doing now

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      • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That…sounds … Horrible.

        Oh, wait, wrong kink.

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  • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How to delete someone else’s post?

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the worst genre of fanfic

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  • LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish I could unread something

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  • NotBillMurray@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a terrible day to be literate.

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  • glorious_goldfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a terrible day to have eyes

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  • cmrn@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Trump describing Elon’s rockets like he was a toddler on Christmas had me crawling in my skin

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    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      that is how Elon deserves to be treated from now until the end of his life

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t like that ☹️

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • schnokobaer@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh Leon*

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  • N00b22@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1000127391

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol, his shirt says CCUMARS.

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So is he going to do the thing Mitt Romney did after sucking up to this guy? Realize it’s a hard mistake, destroy his own political career, and THEN run to the Left?

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No elon you have cummed enough

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